The Suckerblow! | Ep 155 | Bad Friends

Bad Friends
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About this episode Andrew Schulz and Carlos Santos discuss the Bad Friends tour, podcasting courses, and various phobias includin… AI summary

Andrew Schulz and Carlos Santos discuss the Bad Friends tour, podcasting courses, and various phobias including jealousy, drowning, and necrophobia. The conversation shifts to personal anecdotes about dating, sexual experiences, and childhood pranks, highlighting Carlos's admission of fear of dying alone and Andrew's recounting of a bizarre encounter at a glory hole.

Key takeaways 6
  • Jealousy has physical effects: Jonathan DeVos, a neuroscientist, states that the sympathetic nervous system buckles under the stress of jealousy, quickening the heart and spiking blood pressure.
  • Carlos Santos admits to a fear of dying alone, which Andrew uses to tease him about his dating history and lack of long-term relationships.
  • Andrew Schulz shares a detailed story about visiting a glory hole in LA where he felt stubble, leading him to believe it was a woman, but later realizing it was likely a man.
  • Carlos mentions kissing back a male coworker in an Uber to avoid appearing homophobic, describing it as a 'survival skill' rather than genuine attraction.
  • Andrew discusses his fear of nudity in non-sexual contexts, such as being seen naked by cleaning staff or in emergencies.
  • The concept of 'sucker blow' is redefined by Carlos as being tricked into a sexual act unexpectedly, rather than just oral sex.
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  • “The sympathetic nervous system buckles under the stress of jealousy quickening the heart and spiking Carlos blood pressure.”
    ▶ 6:50 Andrew introduces a scientific fact about the physical effects of jealousy.
  • “I'm afraid of loneliness... you're gonna die alone for sure.”
    ▶ 28:54 Carlos admits his fear of being alone, which Andrew immediately uses to tease him.
  • “I put my dick in in the laptop no no in the hole right yeah obviously and uh I felt like a little stubble and I went I gotta get out of here.”
    ▶ 1:06:46 Andrew describes his experience at a glory hole in LA where he realized something was off due to the texture he felt.
  • “I was just like survival skill trying to get out of it wait wait stop you were outside a party oh wait wait you were with a casting director a big one and you did it for what so you can get an acting part no I was at a party that he was also at.”
    ▶ 1:14:12 Andrew recounts an incident where he was in bed with a male casting director after taking ecstasy, describing it as a survival situation.
  • “I think you're addicted to um the pee oh yeah yeah and I think you're strongly addicted to it and I'm gonna tell you something right there's an intervention to you right it's not gonna fix you the P PCP not a PCP what's he addicted let's see oh like [ __ ] a lot.”
    ▶ 36:18 Carlos accuses Andrew of being addicted to sex, leading to a humorous back-and-forth about Andrew's dating life.

Chapters & Sections (56)

0:00 Bad Friends Tour Announcement and Podcast Update chapter 4
0:00 Bad Friends Tour Announcement and Update
1:15 Podcast Discussion with Andrew Santino
2:30 Argumentative Conversation About Personal Issues
3:51 Argumentative Conversation Between Two Friends
5:47 Jealousy and its Physical Effects Discussed chapter 1
5:47 Jealousy and its Physical Effects Discussed
10:13 Man Describes Prisoner's Physical Decline chapter 5
10:13 Prison Life and Personal Responsibility Discussion
12:06 Man Sleeps in Hitler's Bed Daily
13:48 Fabric Shopping Experience in Downtown LA
14:59 Dealing with Online Hate and Negative Comments
17:38 Dubai Prince Buying a Person as a Slave
19:39 Anxiety and Fear of Drowning Discussion chapter 4
19:39 Holocaust and Drowning Anxiety Discussion
22:05 Racial Stereotypes and Skydiving
23:32 Overcoming Mental Health Fears and Anxiety
24:46 Online Therapy and Car Buying Services
26:18 Fear of Dead Skin and Phobias chapter 2
26:18 Fear of Dead Skin and Phobias
28:21 Fear of Abandonment and Loneliness Discussion
30:19 Racism and Beauty Standards Discussion chapter 3
30:19 Racism and Beauty Standards Discussion
32:03 Loneliness and Fears of Dying Alone
33:28 Abortion and Infidelity Discussion
34:38 Argumentative Conversation About Addiction and Relationships chapter 3
34:38 Argumentative Conversation About Relationship Issues
37:25 Social Commentary on Dating and Relationships
39:20 Concerned Parent Discusses Friend's Safety
40:52 Dating and Relationships Discussion chapter 3
40:52 Dating and Relationships Discussion
43:04 Importance of Prioritizing Health over Food
44:15 ZocDoc Advertising and Island Governance
47:25 Corruption in Lee Province Government chapter 3
47:25 Corruption and Bribery in a Fictional Province
49:25 Tarring and Feathering Punishment Discussion
50:56 Embarrassing Punishment for Petty Crimes
53:55 Getting Locked Out of a Hotel Room Naked chapter 3
53:55 Naked Man Locked Out of Hotel Room
55:34 Embarrassing Encounter with Cleaning Lady
57:03 911 Dispatcher Handling Panic Call
58:26 911 Call with Family Tragedy and Prank Calls chapter 3
58:26 911 Call with Panic and Confusion
1:00:13 Juvenile Pranks and Mischievous Behavior
1:02:16 False Accusations and Police Investigation
1:03:47 Serial Killer Mentality and Prank Gone Wrong chapter 3
1:03:47 Discussion of Pranks and Serial Killer Mentality
1:05:21 Child Abuse and Glorified Prostitution
1:06:58 Gay-for-Pay Craigslist Encounter
1:08:09 Confusing Glory Hole Experience chapter 2
1:08:09 Sexual Encounter with a Stranger
1:10:02 Man Visits Escort in Hotel Closet
1:12:32 Unwanted Kiss in an Uber Situation chapter 3
1:12:32 Unwanted Kiss in a Shared Uber Ride
1:15:01 Sexual Assault and Ecstasy Use
1:16:18 Accidental Swiping on Dating Apps

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