Pros and Kahans | Tuesdays with Stories #669 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List

Name: Pros and Kahans | Tuesdays with Stories #669 w/ Mark Normand and Joe List
Uploaded: 2026-08-17T18:05:38-07:00
Duration: 1 h 5 min 18 s
Channel: Tuesdays with Stories!
Description: Mark Norman and Joe List discuss the challenges of parenting on intimacy schedules, share humorous anecdotes from a wedding in Key West involving a…

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About this episode Mark Norman and Joe List discuss the challenges of parenting on intimacy schedules, share humorous anecdotes f… AI summary

Mark Norman and Joe List discuss the challenges of parenting on intimacy schedules, share humorous anecdotes from a wedding in Key West involving a cowboy hat and a drunk encounter, and reflect on comedian Tom Dustin's sobriety. The conversation also covers a chaotic concert experience with Noah Khan involving drug use and subway mishaps, and a family trip to the American Dream Mall where Joe's son overcomes fear of roller coasters.

Key takeaways 5

Parenting significantly alters sexual habits; morning sex is preferred before children wake up, while day/night sex becomes exhausting and scheduled.
Tom Dustin's sobriety has revitalized his comedy and social life, allowing for longer, more enjoyable hangouts compared to his previous drinking habits.
Concerts for young demographics (like Noah Khan) attract massive crowds of prepubescent girls, creating logistical nightmares for transportation and personal space.
Children can overcome fears quickly with parental reassurance; Joe's son went from trembling to loving roller coasters within seconds of his first ride.
The American Dream Mall in New Jersey offers extensive indoor amusement facilities, including Sesame Street World and Nickelodeon Land, serving as a viable family activity in the NYC area.

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“I'm going to be [__] her whether she likes it or not. Yes. Yes. Bend her right over the counter. I mean, middle of the day, windows open.”

▶ 1:59 Joe List describing his plans for daytime intimacy now that his son is starting school.
“I think you could still [__] with him. But I'm at a point now. I'm like, I'll [__] with your kid in front of me. I don't care.”

▶ 4:48 Joe List joking about the loss of privacy in hotels while traveling with young children.
“Tom is the funniest person of all time and miraculously he's been sober for a year... Now, the fun goes from 8:00 a.m. till when I go to bed at 9:00 p.m.”

▶ 19:38 Mark Norman reflecting on how Tom Dustin's sobriety has improved their friendship and hangout duration.
“She's like, 'It's warm, though.' And I go, 'Huh?' Supposed to had that Seven Up for a while. Probably been holding on to it. It's a hot day out, pissing on the feet.”

▶ 51:01 Joe List describing an encounter with an elderly woman on the subway who was urinating on her foot after a concert.
“He had it in 60 seconds. We get off. He's like, 'Let's get back on.' ... He starts loving it in like 6 seconds.”

▶ 1:01:06 Joe List describing his son's rapid transition from fear to enjoyment on a roller coaster at the American Dream Mall.