The Best Bidet for Every Budget (Encore)

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About this episode This episode provides a comprehensive guide to bidets, featuring expert Doug Mahoney who explains the history,… AI summary

This episode provides a comprehensive guide to bidets, featuring expert Doug Mahoney who explains the history, benefits, and installation requirements for various models. The discussion covers the spectrum from affordable cold-water attachments to high-end integrated seats, emphasizing that bidets improve hygiene, accessibility, and septic system health while reducing toilet paper usage.

Key takeaways 7
  • Bidet pricing ranges drastically from $25 for basic cold-water attachments to $25,000 for luxury integrated toilets like the Toto Neo Rest.
  • Warm water bidets require an electrical outlet nearby (cord length is typically ~4 feet) and involve more complex installation than cold water models which only need a water line T-connection.
  • Bidets are highly beneficial for accessibility, helping those with limited mobility, injuries, or young children learn bathroom independence.
  • The term 'bidet' originally meant 'small horse' in French due to the straddling stance required for early standalone fixtures, though modern usage refers to toilet attachments.
  • Toto was the company that acquired patents in the 1960s and released the first modern electric bidet seat in 1980 after seeing potential in hospital-grade designs.
  • Cold water bidets under $50 are simple plastic attachments installed under the existing seat, while mid-range ($90+) models integrate the sprayer into a new seat for a more discreet look.
  • High-end models like the Toto S5 ($550-$650) offer remote controls, self-cleaning nozzles with UV light, and energy-saving modes that learn user patterns.
Notable quotes 5 AI-generated: wording and quote attribution may be wrong. Use the play link to verify.
  • “I am bedet curious.”
    ▶ 1:47 Rosie Garin expressing her openness to trying bidets after hearing about their benefits.
  • “It was like discovering what a shower was. I was like, 'I'm finally clean.'”
    ▶ 2:52 Christine describing her first experience with a bidet in a Japanese hotel.
  • “Everyone needs a bet. What you hear from beday users is that they just generally they feel cleaner. It's like your butt just got out of the shower.”
    ▶ 9:05 Doug Mahoney explaining the primary benefit of bidets.
  • “The old dab and go... Absolutely not. I don't. Nope.”
    ▶ 21:49 Christine rejecting the idea of using a washcloth to dry off after using a bidet.
  • “You life is too short. Get the thing you want.”
    ▶ 33:29 Rosie encouraging Christine to stop hesitating due to fear of uninstallation and buy a better bidet.

Chapters & Sections (15)

0:04 Bidet History and Trivia Quiz chapter 2
2:15 Personal Bidet Experiences and Expert Intro
4:30 Napoleon Bidet Material Trivia
5:52 Bidet History, Etymology, and Benefits chapter
10:49 Bidet Testing Methods and Installation Requirements chapter 1
12:56 Bidet Compatibility and Installation Requirements
16:15 Bidet Installation, Types, and Usage chapter 2
18:01 Bidet Plumbing and Spray Mechanics
20:06 Bidet Design, Drying, and TP Usage
22:58 Bidet Models, Installation, and Risks chapter 5
24:46 Premium Toto Bidet Models and Features
26:49 Bidet Installation Risks and Process
29:11 Cleaning and Reusing Bidets
31:00 Podcast Banter and Bidet Upgrade Plans
32:54 Bidet Features and Installation Decisions

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