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Pete Holmes "Gimme a donut...Really!" | Whiskey Ginger

Andrew Santino38 views

3:32We learned the parts of the penis. Two stories about this one. They were like,14:05because they're like, "Look at how robust it is. Mine shriveled like a dried apricot." Is that a coke can or his penis? My god,29:56killing moon. Leo. Oh. I get the sense he's got a medium penis. Do you get medium penis penis from Leo?

Dark Sorcery With Jamie Dlux l Episode 988

Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli50 views

15:17deformed penises. It's like 30 something seconds long.15:26Oh, it's uh Alan Dersro bleeding penis and deformed penises.15:54Question. Did you see him bleed through his penis? What? Bleed through his penis.

My Dad Announced His Affair on Vacation?! | Emma Willmann | The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler #387

HoneyDew Podcast41 views

26:44learn about like strippers and sex workers and that." And so we would go up and we would Google boobs. And I remember him being too once. He was like, he was like, "If you want to 29:28I had never put not one and one is two. It was like I don't even One and one is one is what the [ __ ] it was. Penis. Penis. Penis. It 30:29They're all so pretty. A lot of the guys I sit across from like I don't want to know what that guy's doing with his penis.

Blimp-fluencer: Lindsey Fishman

Disgraceful with Grace O'Malley27 views

53:18Especially like the scene where he's like dead on the bed. Why does he look like a penis?53:22He And to me like I didn't even know what a penis was when I first saw that and I was like that dude's a raisin.53:27Like I just thought of that just now. I'm like daddy's a penis.

Sunday Papers with Greg and Mike 5/31/2026 | Greg Fitzsimmons

Greg Fitzsimmons30 views

38:18According to a study, male alligator penises are made of tough fibrous tissue and shoot out for procreation before 38:332.75 inch long penis inside its cloa, an alligator's waist and reproductive 38:42orifice. So, permanently erect penis 2.75 in and a cloak. This sounds like me in high school.

Marrying A Trans Woman & Uncut Patrice O'Neal Stories | Jim Norton

FLAGRANT32 views

39:43know, easy with that 9in penis." Like, you know, I I just uh But that but it was the final nail in the coffin for relationship that I was destroying anyway.2:07:02a closet? It's a It's a glass room penises and vaginas all over it.2:07:17You There's no way you're in a relationship with a partner who has a penis and you're a heterosexual. And that's where all that jargon nonsense has to stop because you're losing pe

BS Live!: Is Spencer Pratt Getting Screwed? + Trump vs. Netanyahu + Priest: Aliens = Demons

Sam Tripoli50 views

50:38Yeah. Monscior means you have a monster wiener. A megalo penis.50:43Yeah, megalo. I met somebody with megalop penis.50:50So, yeah, tell us about the megalo penis.

KT #771 - BRAD WILLIAMS + TIMMY NO BRAKES

Kill Tony38 views

8:02If you talk to me like that, I'm going to hit you with this golden penis.1:05:41You know gay people too gay. Yes. Yeah. Everything too, right? Yes. Penis 2 in.1:10:57Uh I like shrimp. I shrimp. Why'd you look at his penis?

Controlled Exposure with Andrew Clinton l Episode 999

Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli42 views

2:00:08Yeah. Monscenior means you have a monster wiener. A megalop penis.2:00:14Yeah, megalo. I met somebody with megalop penis.2:00:20So, yeah, tell us about the megalo penis.

Global Icon Miley Cyrus on Growing Up Famous and Learning to Set Public Boundaries

Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky29 views

44:15I as a joke got my boyfriend a penis cake for his birthday and I got fired. I was the lead actress in Hotel 44:55or actress doing things that don't align with the audience that the movie is made for. Cuz what felt ridiculous to me about getting fired from a penis cake 45:02was that they sell penis cakes like for all bacheloretses. Like in Nashville, Tennessee, you can get penis cakes. Like

KT #777 - MYLES JOHNSON + FUZZY KHILJI

Kill Tony18 views

21:15you go boom? It was like a volcano. But 3 days later, I was [laughter] I was itching so bad. I thought I had gave myself athletes penis from scratching my foot and masturbating. It 21:33Athletes penis. By the way, if you had that on your Kill Tony bingo card, uh if you bet $1 on prize picks that the words 21:40athletes penis would be said like one word, you just won a billion dollars.

Maddi Mays on Love Island Lies, Dating Apps & Relationship Icks | SHENK

Sara Weinshenk27 views

23:07um and I was like, you know what? I needed some literacy. White boy relapse happened and then I was like, yeah, even y'all freaked me out. White penises freak me out, Sarah.23:17White penises.23:18They freaked me out. Like at first I was like, cuz that was the first penis I ever saw was white.

Zoey Deutch on TYSO - #365

Rick Glassman32 views

10:07When you see a dog's penis, does it do anything to you as it does when you see like if somebody shows you something inappropriate that you didn't ask for, or is it completely diffe 10:22I I don't get penises sent to me. Uh women do send me pictures of their boobs.10:30Uh which is better than a penis for everybody, I think. Totally.

Don't Come to the Goddess Unprepared | Kayden Kross | GWF Pod Ep. 709 (FULL EP)

Guys We Fcked25 views

12:33[snorts] That's when he revealed the true cause of the fire. Pedin said he went to the garage and harmed himself by cutting off his penis with a kitchen 44:36a penis that I can't offer myself." Like I know a lot of women who write into this show, they kind of feel like women 45:29I don't want the penis. The penis is the tool to a a greater end. I want that deepening thing that makes the sex so much more than the hookup.

Gweilo W/Des Bishop | Bein' Ian with Jordan #212

Bein' Ian with Jordan Podcast25 views

1:00:36Did you have a soft dick with your [ __ ] Doesn't affect doesn't affect the doesn't affect your penis.1:02:56My penis looks like an arvark because I'm not circumcised. Why? In fact, people made fun of me as a child in the swimming in the swimming locker room.1:03:46cuz cuz in Ireland when I went to Ireland I had a normal penis again you know like all my life I I was abnormal until I went to Ireland but it's just I