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We Don't Smoke The Same
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About this episode The hosts discuss the cultural shift away from 'Torta Pounder' dating, detailing the health risks of obesity a… AI summary

The hosts discuss the cultural shift away from 'Torta Pounder' dating, detailing the health risks of obesity and specific fast food orders. Guest Barts Bbecq announces the end of his Texas-style barbecue pop-up business due to physical toll and AI concerns, pivoting to a new smoked meat taco trailer. The conversation also covers personal anecdotes including a bus stabbing incident, drug experiences, and business updates.

Key takeaways 6
  • The 'Torta Pounder' trend is facing backlash due to health consequences like sleep apnea and high blood pressure, with the hosts advocating for a 'No More Thoras 2026' movement.
  • Barts Bbecq is exiting his barbecue business after investing $75,000 in smokers, citing the physical exhaustion of the work and fears that AI will disrupt the industry within two years.
  • Barts is launching a new venture: a trailer-mounted Samaria grill for cooking open-fire tacos (ribeye, chicken, pork loin) with Freddy Tan Frey salsa, starting in October.
  • The hosts discuss specific fast food orders as indicators of weight gain, including Del Taco (chili cheese fries, bean cheese burritos), McDonald's (6 burgers, 10-piece nuggets), and In-N-Out (three double doubles protein style).
  • Eison recounts being stabbed three times on a Metro bus by an unknown assailant, highlighting the dangers of downtown LA and MacArthur Park area.
  • Barts shares a personal story about dating a stripper who engaged in extreme rough sex (smashing head through wall), illustrating the unpredictability of dating strippers.
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  • “No more Thoras 2026. No more self-defense. That's what it is.”
    Host declaring an end to dating overweight women ('Thoras') and advocating for fitness.
  • “I think AI is going to take away a lot of jobs and we're going to be a really bad financial position for everybody... I don't think a lot of people are going to want to buy barbecue off some guy at an airport parking lot.”
    ▶ 24:55 Barts explaining his rationale for closing his barbecue business.
  • “She was very excited... She wanted to be choked to death, head smashed in the wall. She wanted blood if it's possible.”
    ▶ 42:09 Barts describing an extreme sexual encounter with a former partner.
  • “It's a safari, bro. It's like hyenas... There's no leftovers, bro. Everything gets taken out.”
    ▶ 1:10:29 Description of the homeless environment in downtown LA where items are quickly stolen.
  • “I got stabbed right like that. Like a sucker stab. No warning. No war.”
    ▶ 58:48 Eison describing the suddenness of his stabbing incident on the bus.

Chapters & Sections (59)

0:00 Torta Pounder Culture and Weight Commentary chapter 4
2:17 Custom 3D Printed Dodger Pen Holders
3:50 Critique of Torta Pounder Culture
5:33 Tortas Financial Perks and Snacks
6:54 Heat, Sweat, and Catfish Deception
8:26 Obesity Health Risks and Fast Food Orders chapter 1
10:22 Extreme Fast Food Orders and Indulgence
12:57 Diet, Fitness, and Fat Attraction Preferences chapter 1
15:27 Workout Motivation and Fat Attraction
17:57 7-Eleven Snacks and Hot Dog Culture chapter 1
20:42 Costco Hot Dogs and Chicken Bakes
22:28 Canadian Poutine Review and BBQ Business Exit chapter 1
25:03 Selling BBQ Equipment and New Ventures
26:47 Barbecue Business Health Risks and New Taco Venture chapter 1
29:31 Dehydration and Worker Incidents at Grand Opening
31:27 AI Barbecue and Drug Vending Machines chapter 1
32:43 AI Impact on Jobs and Drug Vending
34:58 Canada Deportation Incentives and Immigration chapter 1
37:20 Immigration Incentives and Demographics
39:15 Catheter Insertion and Extreme Sexual Preferences chapter 2
40:57 Anecdote of Extreme Violence During Sex
42:36 Extreme Sexual Preferences and Abuse
44:05 Hypothetical Ideal Death Methods Discussion chapter 1
46:02 Hypothetical Ideal Death Methods Discussion
47:56 Ice Agent Controversy and Celebrity Gossip chapter 8
49:48 Celebrity Appearance and Hair Transplant Discussion
50:58 Homeless Individuals Resisting Life Saving Aid
52:49 Resuscitation Attempts and Fainting Incidents
54:07 Bus Stabbing Incident and Aftermath
57:13 Stabbing Incident and Hospital Reaction
58:26 Bus Stabbing Incident and Police Response
1:00:16 Bus Stabbing Incident and Health Risks
1:01:40 MacArthur Park Safety and Cleanup Efforts
1:03:06 MacArthur Park Decline and Cultural Food Debates chapter 1
1:04:19 Mexicanizing Matzah Ball Soup and Indian Food
1:06:41 Downtown LA Indian Food and Homelessness chapter 2
1:08:36 Neighborhood Observations and CVS Robberies
1:09:54 Homeless Survival and Theft Cycle
1:11:19 Taser Safety and Breastfeeding Anecdotes chapter 1
1:13:35 Breast Implant Rupture and Lactation Stories
1:16:16 Patreon Tiers, Fan Interaction, and Holiday Fundraiser Plans chapter 2
1:18:25 Pitching Fans and Podcast Community Interaction
1:19:43 Holiday Fundraiser and Skate Event Plans
1:22:15 Pellet Grills, Craft Beer, and Freestyle Rap chapter 2
1:24:02 Pastry Freestyle and 10K Mile Challenge
1:25:04 Freestyle Rap and Stabbing Incident
1:26:22 Podcast Drug Use History and Weed Reviews chapter 1
1:27:59 Hunter Moore Anecdote and Weed Reviews
1:30:58 Drug Experiences: Spice, Salvia, and Fentanyl Risks chapter 1
1:32:42 Fentanyl Risks and Opioid Alternatives
1:35:39 Drug Experiences and Medical Procedures chapter 3
1:37:52 Heroin Addiction and Medical Blood Draw
1:39:17 TRT Blood Draw and Vein Issues
1:41:15 Men's Health Screenings and Hygiene
1:43:26 Hygiene Habits and Streaming Policy Challenges chapter 4
1:45:44 Promoting Late Night Streaming Content
1:46:58 Streaming Policy Violations and Green Checkmarks
1:47:58 Streaming Ban Policies and Shoutouts
1:49:29 Upcoming Pop-ups and Merchandise Updates

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