Comedian Jared Freed discusses his Netflix special 'The Family Plan,' which centers on a beach anecdote with his father, highlighting the unique dynamic of being a 39-year-old still on his parents' cell phone bill. The conversation transitions into a detailed debate on fruit preferences, where Freed and host Paul Razie analyze the versatility, consistency, and cultural perceptions of various fruits like bananas, watermelons, and plums. Key themes include the creative process of standup comedy, the importance of family relationships in material, and the humorous social etiquette surrounding food choices.
“I'm 39 at the time. I'm still on my parents cell phone bill. Like I'm like, that's a certain type of family. Like, so I I have to take his [ __ ] cuz he's paying”
“Comics don't like being told what to do. Even when we're doing something cool. I remember Giannis Papus. He got this cool gig to host something... but he's in a writer room for hours. And you're going, comics are like, dude, that's not what we do, right?”
“When it's bad, it's good because even when it's like tasteless, at least the consistency like... it feels substantial. When it's mealy, it's still sweet... When it's hard and not sweet, it's still refreshing with a crunch”
“I want cake in dark, cold places. I want illuminated face from the fruit. Alone. Alone. Second slice.”
“The marachino cherry has ruined all other cherries... just knowing it's out there while eating another cherry ruins that cherry experience”
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