The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 939 | On Some Bro Shit

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About this episode The hosts discuss a range of personal and cultural topics, including the guest's Brazilian Butt Lift recovery,… AI summary

The hosts discuss a range of personal and cultural topics, including the guest's Brazilian Butt Lift recovery, gym etiquette debates, and a detailed account of an ass waxing experience. The conversation shifts to a critical analysis of the Knicks' championship parade organization and celebrity news, specifically Jelly Roll's divorce and Terry Crews' porn addiction disclosure, before concluding with music recommendations.

Key takeaways 5
  • Gym Etiquette Debate: There is a strong opinion that wiping down machines is unnecessary and potentially 'flirting' due to pheromones, while others argue it is basic common courtesy.
  • Parade Logistics: The Knicks' parade was criticized for being held in the Financial District on a Thursday, which was deemed inefficient for crowd management compared to Midtown or a weekend.
  • Celebrity Divorce Dynamics: The hosts analyze Jelly Roll's divorce, noting that his wife filed for divorce after telling him to do so in anger, highlighting the complexity of 'runner' personalities in relationships.
  • Porn Addiction Context: Terry Crews' disclosure of a 13-hour porn viewing session is discussed as indicative of a serious addiction, contrasting with the hosts' personal experiences.
  • LA Cultural Shift: The Mandrean hotel's transformation into a Hilton property is cited as an example of LA losing its unique 'curation' and vibe to corporate transplants.
Notable quotes 5 AI-generated: wording and quote attribution may be wrong. Use the play link to verify.
  • “When I see women lift, they always make noise. But some of them gyms you can't do that. You can't make all that grind. Leave that gym.”
    ▶ 9:05 Guest discussing gym shaming and noise etiquette at places like Planet Fitness.
  • “It's like a procedure. It's a procedure. It's a pro on some broch.”
    ▶ 8:44 Host jokingly referring to the guest's ass waxing as a medical procedure.
  • “If you're going to keep leaving your car locked, you might as well get the cheapest [__] What the [__] Your car doors don't automatically lock when you walk away.”
    ▶ 23:05 Host mocking Mark for getting his laptop stolen from an unlocked car.
  • “When this city comes together, it is because we are forced to by a moment of tragedy or adversity. What a gift it is to be brought together by pure unfiltered joy.”
    ▶ 46:42 Jaylen Brunson's speech at the Knicks parade, quoted by the host.
  • “I think the grace come in not saying those things, bro. Yes. When my girl gets me to the point where I'm really, really tight, the grace and the love that I have for my girl, where I know I can say some [__] that cuts my girl stops me from saying the [__] to my girl.”
    ▶ 2:25:54 Host discussing emotional maturity and conflict resolution in relationships.

Chapters & Sections (91)

0:01 Brazilian Butt Lift Recovery and Astrology chapter 1
2:58 Juneteenth, Birthdays, and Astrology Discussion
5:20 Gym Shaming and Etiquette Debates chapter 2
6:06 Gym Membership Critiques and Hygiene
7:23 Gym Etiquette: Cleaning Machines and Grunting
9:15 Ass Waxing Experience and Aftercare chapter 1
10:33 Waxing Experience and Aftercare Details
13:30 Body Hair Removal and Hygiene Debate chapter 1
15:44 Pubic Hair Hygiene and Waxing Debates
18:10 No Homo Phrase Evolution and Robbery Stories chapter 1
21:07 Stolen Laptop and Book Bag
22:43 Tablet theft, tracking, and credit fraud chapter 1
23:47 Tracking Stolen Phones and Bank Fraud
26:40 Bank Fraud and Body Hair Waxing chapter 1
29:04 Men's Body Hair and Waxing Habits
30:40 Knicks Parade Experience and Ticker Tape History chapter 2
32:15 NY Knicks Victory Celebration and Ticker Tape History
33:40 Knicks Parade Crowd Experience
35:41 Knicks Parade Crowd Control and Route Critique chapter 3
38:16 Critique of NYC Parade Logistics
39:22 Critique of Knicks Victory Parade Logistics
41:27 Knicks Parade Route and Player Speech Critique
43:40 Knicks Parade Reactions and Brunson Speech chapter 2
45:09 Knicks Parade, Brunson Family, and Jaylen Brown
46:54 Knicks overcoming 99.6% odds
49:12 Knicks Parade Narratives and Fan Behavior chapter 2
51:30 New York Parade Moments and Cop Evasion
52:43 Disgusting Foot Sucking Incident At Parade
54:18 Viral Pole Dancing Incident Analysis chapter 2
56:02 Bronx Street Light Twerking Incident
57:19 Analysis of Bar Fight Incident
59:31 Cultural Clashes and Crowd Safety Concerns chapter 1
1:02:42 Knicks Championship Celebration and Parade Incident
1:04:15 New York Knicks NBA Finals Victory chapter 2
1:05:56 TikTok Hair Growth Claim and New Socks
1:07:07 NBA Finals and PrizePicks Discussion
1:09:39 PrizePicks Picks and LA Travel Rant chapter 1
1:11:29 PrizePicks Picks and LA Travel Experience
1:14:05 Airport Hassles and Hotel Curation Decline chapter 2
1:15:36 Private Equity Fast Food Real Estate
1:16:51 Mandreon Hotel Transformation and Curation
1:18:13 Hotel Gentrification and Condom Technology chapter 1
1:19:48 Nostalgia for Local Bodegas and Condom Critique
1:21:47 Critique of LA Transplants and San Diego Appeal chapter 2
1:23:00 Critique of LA Transplants and Tourism
1:24:10 LA Weather Misconceptions and San Diego Appeal
1:25:43 City Rankings and Body Piercing Talk chapter 2
1:27:21 Penis Piercings and Vibrating Rings
1:28:37 Terry Cruz Porn Addiction Discussion
1:29:50 Porn Consumption Habits and Masturbation Frequency chapter 2
1:31:27 Porn Consumption Habits and Guilt
1:33:12 Porn Consumption Habits and Masturbation Frequency
1:34:47 Porn Addiction Skepticism and Terry Cruz chapter 1
1:36:44 Porn Addiction and Sexual Assault Allegations
1:39:00 Porn Habits, Taboos, and Chris Tucker Celibacy chapter 2
1:40:12 Porn Addiction Justification and Viral Lies
1:41:27 Chris Tucker Celibacy and Workplace Harassment
1:42:58 Celibacy, Semen Retention, and Chemical Castration chapter 2
1:45:09 Luigi Mangione Defense Strategy Change
1:46:33 Punishment for Sexual Offenders
1:49:08 Sexual Abstinence and Involuntary Celibacy Debate chapter 1
1:50:15 Sexual Abstinence and Involuntary Celibacy Debate
1:52:47 Chris Brown Deluxe Album Critique chapter 3
1:53:55 Critique of Chris Brown Deluxe Album
1:55:51 Catalog Sales Strategy and Album Flooding
1:57:31 Chris Brown Flooding Strategy and Timbaland AI
1:59:30 New Music Releases and V2K vs Pretty Ricky chapter 2
2:01:12 Music Recommendations and V2K Verses
2:02:41 B2K vs Pretty Ricky Concert Comparison
2:04:02 Pretty Ricky vs B2K Live Show Debate chapter 2
2:05:35 B2K vs Pretty Ricky Album Count Debate
2:07:21 Pretty Ricky Music and Maternal Instinct Documentary
2:10:30 Texas Murderer Taylor Moore and Jelly Roll Divorce chapter 1
2:13:06 Dystopian Pregnancy Scam and Jelly Roll Divorce
2:14:47 Jelly Roll Divorce and Wife's Podcast chapter 1
2:17:18 Marital Conflict and Divorce Filing
2:20:17 Analyzing Divorce Statements in Arguments chapter 2
2:22:21 Divorce Heated Words Adult Responsibility
2:23:53 Relationship Grace and Divorce Threats
2:26:23 Handling Anger and Divorce Runners chapter 4
2:28:24 Handling Divorce Conversations and Breakups
2:29:37 Handling Irreparable Family Conflict
2:30:51 Grace and Commitment in Marriage vs Parenting
2:31:58 Co-parenting vs Marriage Dynamics
2:33:12 Marriage History and Conflict Resolution chapter 2
2:34:53 Managing Emotional Outbursts And Hunger
2:36:41 Setting Boundaries On Verbal Abuse In Arguments
2:38:54 Broadway Play, Strip Club Banter, and Keith Tribute chapter 3
2:40:12 Throwing Money At Strip Clubs
2:41:10 Event Announcements and Keith Tribute
2:42:29 Memorial, Safety Advice, and Cash Dog

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