MARK SCHIFF crazy road stories, classic road women, classic jokes, and eeeekkk it's a mouse!!

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Chapters & Sections (107)

0:53 Introduction and Storytelling chapter 4
0:53 69 Joke and Prostitute Story
1:01 Rubik's Headphones and Roman God IV
2:01 Comedian Mark Schiff Introduction
3:06 Ebonics and Ubon Discussion
4:39 Drinking and Party Bike chapter 2
4:39 Inebriation and Party Bike
5:09 Dog Hater and Toto
5:42 Dogs and Pets chapter 2
6:13 Yorkie and Rodents
6:45 Mosquitoes and Amazon
8:20 Story of Climbing Everest and the Crack chapter 2
8:20 Climbing Everest and a Japanese Gentleman's Story
9:22 The Crack in the Mountain and Moral Dilemma
11:26 Spacecraft Noises and Childhood Memories chapter 1
11:26 Personal Experience with a Similar Situation
11:57 Comedian's Personal Story chapter
12:28 Motel 6 Incident and Breakfast Buffet chapter
15:42 Road Stories and Comedy Experiences chapter 4
15:42 Heckler Story at a Show
16:14 Chasing the Heckler and Security Concerns
17:48 More on the Heckling Incident
18:20 Road Story about Jimmy Brogan
18:50 Jimmy Brogan and Crowd Work chapter 1
18:50 Banging on the Door and Leaving Clothes to be Laundered
19:21 Jimmy's Career and Writing for Jay Leno chapter 1
19:21 Jimmy's Quiet Nature and Crowd Work Skills
20:58 Story about Roommate's Noise chapter
21:28 Improvising a Punchline chapter 2
21:28 Story about Roommate's Noise (Continued)
21:59 69 Joke and Sex with a Ventilator
22:31 Fart Jokes and Sex chapter 2
22:31 Fart in Face Joke
23:01 Accidental Fart During Sex
23:31 More Fart Jokes and a Story chapter 3
23:31 Hot Pepper Story
24:35 Tim Allen Punches Heckler
25:36 Story About Mall of America Comedy Club
26:08 Storytelling and Audience Interaction chapter 4
26:08 Surprising Reaction from the Crowd
26:39 The Mysterious Mouse on Stage
27:10 Heckling and Brain Frazzle
28:12 Strip Club Story and Wireless Mic Issues
29:14 Comedy Club Experiences chapter 5
29:14 Unpleasant Comedy Club Experience
30:16 Disruptive Audience and Technical Issues
30:47 Ticket Booth Incident
31:49 Merchandise Promotion and Personal Story
32:53 Gilbert Godfrey and Insurance Industry Connection
33:24 Comedians' Motel Room Story chapter 4
33:24 Gilbert and I's Motel Room Experience
34:28 Cleaning Lady's Warning and Offer
34:58 Murderous Cleaning Lady Incident
35:29 Infatuated Women and Crazy Girl Stories
37:03 Story about a girl at a hotel chapter 3
37:03 Meeting a drunk girl and going to the hotel
38:07 Girl's behavior and conversation at the hotel
39:40 Standup comedy experience in Saskatchewan
41:15 Storytelling and Comedy Career chapter 3
41:15 Early Days of Comedy and Unforgettable Gigs
41:47 Working in Canada and Improvisation
42:18 Pulling Out Old Material and Filling Time
44:26 Tape Recorder and Memories chapter 3
44:26 Sharing Memories and Tapes
45:30 First Memory as a Human Being
46:00 Tonsil Removal and Ice Cream
48:06 Childhood Memories and Roller Skates chapter 4
48:06 Desire for Roller Skates and Mother's Refusal
49:10 Teaching Younger Sisters to Speak
49:40 Unfulfilled Childhood Desire and Later Purchase
50:44 Reflections on Roller Skates and Childhood Experiences
51:51 Math in Everyday Life chapter 3
51:51 Using Math to Make Money and Learn from Experience
52:22 Math in Real-Life Situations, Such as Crossing the Street
53:25 Personal Experiences with Math and Driving
55:29 Confrontation and Car Rental chapter 1
55:29 Car Rental Confrontation and Resolution
56:00 Driving and Parking Lot Antics chapter 3
56:00 Driving on an Angle and Parking Lot Donuts
56:31 Filling Up a Rental Car and Scams
57:01 Tree Lightning and Jumping Off Buildings
58:03 Description of a Tragic Event chapter 1
58:03 Witnessing a Suicide and iPhone Details
59:06 Graphic Description of a Body chapter
59:37 Story about Frankenstein-like Figure chapter
1:01:45 Personal Story and Reflections chapter
1:02:49 Jerry's Career and Writing chapter 3
1:03:20 Regrets about Education and Literature
1:04:25 Impact of Lack of Education on Writing
1:05:27 Comparison to Woody Allen and Creative Limitations
1:06:29 Philosophical Discussion chapter 5
1:06:29 Annie and Woody Allen's Writing Style
1:07:00 Comedy and Personal Preferences
1:07:34 Book Recommendation and Montaine's Works
1:08:07 Montaine's Depth and Profound Thoughts
1:09:11 Fishing Story and Magnet Fishing
1:10:13 Magnet Fishing and Unlikely Success chapter 3
1:10:13 Comparing Luck and Skill
1:10:44 Personal Experience with Magnet Fishing
1:11:15 Unlikely Catch and Storytelling
1:12:48 Random Word Storytelling chapter 2
1:12:48 Random Word Selection and Sharing
1:13:52 Joke about Lips and Sperm Donation
1:14:23 Interview with Mark Schiff chapter 3
1:14:23 Sharing a joke and discussing comedy
1:15:57 Talking about his book and podcast
1:16:59 Discussing upcoming tours and events

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