Hannah Berner: How to Scare Men (Full Episode)

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About this episode Hannah Burner discusses her journey from reality TV to stand-up comedy, highlighting the importance of patienc… AI summary

Hannah Burner discusses her journey from reality TV to stand-up comedy, highlighting the importance of patience in artistic development and the value of community support. She shares candid advice on navigating dating, sexual health, and body image, emphasizing self-acceptance and the need for women to normalize their experiences while setting firm boundaries with partners.

Key takeaways 6
  • Career Patience: Hannah's agent advised delaying her Netflix special for nine months to allow her comedy material to mature through touring, resulting in a higher-quality product.
  • Sexual Communication: Women often use phrases like 'come for me' or 'your dick is big' as polite ways to end sexual encounters quickly, rather than expressing genuine enjoyment.
  • Body Image Reality: Common insecurities like the 'banana roll' (extra fat under the buttock cheek) are often overblown; men rarely notice or care about these specific body details.
  • Dating Red Flags: Retired athletes can exhibit toxic entitlement due to a lack of purpose, and men with GoPros are considered a significant 'ick' or warning sign.
  • Comedy Community: Building a supportive network of fellow comedians helped Hannah overcome post-reality TV insecurity and find her authentic voice.
  • Mother's Intuition: Hannah relies heavily on her mother's judgment for dating; if her mother is not excited or flirtatious with a man, she considers it a reason to break up.
Notable quotes 5 AI-generated: wording and quote attribution may be wrong. Use the play link to verify.
  • “When girls say 'I want you to come,' it means they want you to stop. Like they want you to be done.”
    ▶ 28:14 Hannah explains that women often use this phrase to speed up the end of sex because they have other things to do, not because they are enjoying it.
  • “You have nine more months of touring and you're going to do those nine more months because your bits are going to be tagged up and that much better at the end.”
    ▶ 01:01:35 Her agent's advice to delay the Netflix special to ensure the comedy material was polished and ready.
  • “A banana roll is one of those things that is girl on girl crime. No man has ever been like, 'Whoa, I'm not f***ing that girl. She got that banana roll thing.'”
    ▶ 02:19 Hannah reassures listeners that the 'banana roll' insecurity is largely internalized from other women, not men.
  • “If my mom doesn't want to f*** him, I don't want to be with him. And I hate to say it, but it's so true. If your mom is like, 'He's nice.' Nope. I want my mom to be flirty with him.”
    ▶ 54:01 Hannah explains her strict dating rule based on her mother's reaction to potential partners.
  • “Men with GoPros. I'm like, he was an athlete. I'm like, what is he doing with his GoPro? And then I f***ed an athlete a couple months later and he had a GoPro on his f***ing headboard.”
    ▶ 44:07 Hannah identifies owning a GoPro as a major red flag or 'ick' in dating.

Chapters & Sections (150)

00:03 Alex Cooper and Hannah Burner Discuss Jorts chapter 4
00:03 Call Her Daddy Podcast Discussion
00:43 Respect and Jorts in the Workplace
01:16 Self Discovery through Body Awareness
01:35 Jealous Friend Comments on Long Torso
01:52 Body Image and Self Acceptance Discussion chapter 3
01:52 Body Image Insecurity and Self-Acceptance
02:17 Body Positivity and Self Acceptance Discussion
02:49 Comfortable Partnership for Success
03:13 Comedian's High-Energy Stage Performance Experience chapter 4
03:13 Fan's Overly Enthusiastic Concert Behavior
03:44 Overwhelming Experience of Public Speaking
04:20 Fake Laughing to Monologue in a Conversation
04:43 Celebrity Reaction to Netflix Special
05:05 Google Pixel 10 Pro Organizing Tips chapter 2
05:05 Google Pixel Saves Sunday Organizing Chaos
06:23 Google Pixel 10 Pro and AI Features
06:51 Embarrassing Rejection by College Mascot chapter 3
06:51 Mascot Virality and Relationship Humor
07:20 Unrequited Love and Disappointing Relationships
07:48 Embarrassing Moment at a Summer Bar
08:08 Friendship and Relationships in Young Adulthood chapter 3
08:08 Unrequited Crush on a Colleague
08:50 Regretful Past Experiences in Young Adulthood
09:17 Relationship Challenges in Young Adulthood
09:50 College Drinking Habits and Mascot Encounters chapter 1
09:50 College Drinking Habits and Mascot Encounters
11:05 Hannah's Drinking Habits and Reality TV chapter 2
11:05 Not a Fun Drinker, Prefers Eating
11:46 Reality TV Show Drinking Game Rules
12:33 Embarrassing Pool Incident and Whiskey Dick chapter 3
12:33 Diving into a Pool with a Mic Pack
13:15 Drunk Encounter and Whiskey Dick Experience
13:42 Restaurant Review Discussion
14:04 Sex Can Be Uncomfortable and Unenjoyable chapter 4
14:04 Sexual Encounter Description and Comparison
14:34 Anger and Sobriety Reaction to Insult
14:56 Relationship Dynamics and Intimacy Games
15:36 Discussing Sex and Normalizing Experiences
16:09 Struggles with Sex and Intimacy in Relationships chapter 2
16:09 Disappointing Sex Life Experiences and Honest Discussion
16:36 Busy Lives Cause Relationship Breakdowns
17:19 Traumatic Anal Sex Experiences in Young Women chapter 2
17:19 Traumatic Anal Bleeding Experience in College
18:04 Anal Sex Experience and Advice
18:36 Normalizing Unconventional Virginity Experiences chapter 3
18:36 Virginity and First Intimate Experiences
19:20 Sexual Experiences and Reflexes of the Body
19:45 Child Abuse and Harassment Experience
20:08 Astrology Used as a Defense Mechanism chapter 2
20:08 Astrology Used as a Defense Mechanism
21:02 Call Her Daddy Podcast Episode Discussion
21:58 Girls Trip to Napa Valley Airbnb Experience chapter 3
21:58 Girls Trip to Napa Valley Getaway
22:46 Travel and Food Recommendations
23:18 Love for Hidden Valley Ranch
23:49 Hidden Valley Ranch and Retired Athletes Discussion chapter 2
23:49 Hidden Valley Ranch Product Review
24:54 Retired Athletes' Sense of Entitlement and Purpose
25:38 Athlete's Persuasive Sales Tactics chapter 2
25:38 Scary Encounter with a Hockey Player
26:18 Woman Meets NHL Player at a Club
26:59 Sexual Assault and Miscommunication chapter 2
26:59 Sexual Assault and Betrayal by a Partner
27:33 Murder Scene Discovered in Drunken Man's Apartment
28:28 Girls Discussing Sex and Relationships chapter 1
28:28 Girls Discuss Sex and Relationships
29:44 Evolution of Beauty and Self-Perception chapter
30:58 Eyebrow Blindness and Facetune Alterations chapter 1
30:58 Eyebrow Blindness and Facetune Alterations
32:19 Self-Perception and Confidence through Fashion Choices chapter 2
32:19 Celebrity Discusses Authenticity and Public Image
32:58 Mansplaining Tie Etiquette and Fashion
33:41 Melissa's Rumors and Conspiracy Theories chapter 1
33:41 Melissa and Hannah's Online Relationship
34:51 Comedy Sketch about Pennies and Stealing chapter 3
34:51 Comedy Sketch about Pennies and Change
35:24 Argument Over Change and Petty Cash
36:07 Lost AirPods and Unintentional Theft
36:28 Conversational exchange about earbuds and personal hygiene chapter 3
36:28 Discussion about Headphones and Tracking
36:51 Complaints about Delta Headphones
37:12 Intrusive Thoughts and Ear Wax Anxiety
37:46 Ear Wax Removal and Hearing Anxiety chapter 2
37:46 Ear Wax and Loud Talking Conversation
38:30 Earwax Removal Experience and Anxiety
39:01 Embarrassing and Disgusting Personal Hygiene Moments chapter 2
39:01 Embarrassing and Disgusting Ear Cleaning Experience
39:54 Girls Want to be Secret Spies
40:18 Waxing and Orgasms Discussion chapter 2
40:18 Waxing Hair Removal Experiences and Tips
40:58 Orgasm and Connection with a Partner
41:45 Infidelity and Theft in a Relationship chapter 2
41:45 Infidelity and Theft Confession
42:25 Youthful Impulse to Steal from Apartment
43:02 Petty Theft and GoPro Confusion chapter 2
43:02 Shopping for Luxury Items
43:32 Woman Steals GoPro and Expresses Disdain for Men
44:31 The Struggle of Finding a Lost Remote chapter 2
44:31 Mean Prank on a Romantic Partner
45:13 Relationships and Expectations in Partners
45:47 Pelaton Crossraining Tread Plus Review chapter 2
45:47 Holiday Season Stress and Pelaton Solution
46:16 Peloton Tread Plus Cross Training Experience
47:22 Upgrade to New Pelaton Leggings Collection chapter 1
47:22 Upgrade to New Pelaton Leggings Collection
48:58 Setting Boundaries with Exes and Toxic Men chapter 2
48:58 Boundaries and Ex Relationships
49:30 Woman Reacts to Being Blocked by a Man
50:24 Healing from Anger and Toxic Relationships chapter 3
50:24 Healing from Anger and Forgiveness Process
50:49 Avoiding Confrontation in Relationships
51:21 Abusive Relationship Red Flags and Warning Signs
51:45 Breakup and Relationship Reflections chapter 3
51:45 Conversation about Relationship and Breakup
52:10 Ending a Relationship Discussion
52:32 Breaking Up with Someone Nice
53:01 Daughter's Relationship Advice from Her Mother chapter 3
53:01 Mother's Influence on Relationship Decisions
53:34 Mother's Influence on Podcast Storytelling
53:58 Mother's Disapproval of Partner's Physical Appearance
54:40 Motherly Advice and Double Standards chapter 3
54:40 Excited to go on a podcast
55:01 Motherly Advice and Relationship Dynamics
55:34 Double Standard in Relationships and Communication
56:36 Feeling Misunderstood and Objectified by Society chapter 2
56:36 Harassment and Unwanted Attention from Men
57:10 Reality TV Star's Emotional Vulnerability
57:51 Overcoming Dark Times with Comedy and Support chapter 3
57:51 Overcoming Dark Places with Drive and Resilience
58:20 Self Expression through Comedy and Art
58:50 Finding Comfort in Comics Community
59:16 Breaking into Standup Comedy as a Female chapter 3
59:16 Cultivating Comedy Audience for Women
01:00:01 Finding Acceptance in the Comedy Community
01:00:21 Mentoring and Recognizing Emerging Talent
01:00:53 Career Advancement and Decision Making chapter 2
01:00:53 Comedian's Career Takes Off with Netflix Offer
01:01:45 Discussing Career Decisions and Creative Process
01:02:17 Friendship and Support for a New Project chapter 5
01:02:17 Sharing Personal Pride in Creative Work
01:02:45 Supportive Conversation About Upcoming Event
01:03:11 Overcoming Self-Criticism in Women's Sports
01:03:40 Emotional Support and Midlife Crisis Discussion
01:03:59 Complimenting a Friend's Personal Growth
01:04:31 Hannah's Netflix Special and Personal Growth chapter 4
01:04:31 Dreams Coming True and Loneliness at Top
01:05:20 Disrupting Male Spaces with Standup Comedy
01:06:08 Netflix and Chilling with Fart Jokes
01:06:30 Romantic and Flirtatious Conversation on Call Daddy

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