Sunday Papers with Greg and Mike 5/24/2026 | Greg Fitzsimmons

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About this episode Greg and Mike discuss the cancellation of CBS Radio's 99-year run, criticizing the decline of trust in legacy … AI summary

Greg and Mike discuss the cancellation of CBS Radio's 99-year run, criticizing the decline of trust in legacy media. They analyze Chelsea Handler's recent roast performance, arguing her politically charged jokes lacked logic and comedic structure. The episode also covers production glitches, weight loss medication options, and humorous takes on Trump's merchandise and various news stories.

Key takeaways 5
  • CBS Radio is ending its broadcast after nearly 100 years (started 1927), signaling a broader decline in traditional news media credibility and format viability.
  • Chelsea Handler's roast set was criticized for prioritizing political anger over comedic logic, resulting in jokes that were factually incorrect (e.g., claiming guests helped elect Trump when they did not) and nonsensical.
  • Mike Fitzgibbon experienced significant weight loss primarily through 'self-loathing' but also discusses GLP-1 medications (Wegovy/Ozempic) as an effective alternative for appetite regulation.
  • Trump's retail website has launched 622 products, including items referencing a third term, though many orders (watches, phones) have faced delivery delays and quality issues.
  • Hooters is attempting to rebrand as a family-friendly casual dining experience, which the hosts find contradictory given its origins as a strip-club-adjacent venue for men who couldn't get into other bars.
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  • “Chelsea Handler... never lets like humor or uh truth or logic get in the way of her jokes. She she'll just say things that aren't really jokes. She'll say things that make no sense, but she she does it with attitude.”
    Greg's critique of Chelsea Handler's roast performance, highlighting the disconnect between her political messaging and comedic execution.
  • “It's like when you're with your second cousin and you're like and she's got big boobs and you're like we should make out and you laugh but then you kind of stare at her at the same time. Yeah. All right. We'll just peel each other up. Yeah. You know, just as a joke.”
    ▶ 28:34 Mike's analogy for how Trump tests boundaries with controversial ideas (like a third term) under the guise of humor until they become serious policy discussions.
  • “I think those were all pointed at you. I might have said anti. I don't think so. No, that was me. I was antiax.”
    ▶ 19:04 Mike admitting to using the wrong terminology ('antivirus' instead of 'vaccine') during a previous segment, highlighting the self-deprecating nature of their banter.
  • “The guy said he wanted to create a space for people to work through any ideological struggles with support... This is like tearing them like what is it called? Extra when you when you pull someone I'm forgetting the word out of a cult. Extricate.”
    ▶ 52:52 Discussion about a billboard in Florida for an organization called 'Leaving MAGA,' comparing the process to extricating someone from a cult.

Chapters & Sections (39)

0:01 CBS Radio Cancellation and Legacy of News Media chapter 3
3:36 Wildlife Encounter on Urban Golf Course
5:02 Chelsea Handler's Roast Performance Criticized
7:31 Comedy Festival Jokes and Social Commentary
9:50 Criticism of Politically Charged Comedy chapter 1
13:57 Wi-Fi Service Disruptions and Cellular Alternatives
15:33 Podcast Production Issues and Technical Glitches chapter 2
16:54 Trump's Conviction and Defamation Penalties
18:35 Weight Loss Frustrations and Unconventional Methods
21:24 Affordable Weight Loss Options with GLP1 Medications chapter 1
24:16 Managing Subscriptions and Personal Finances
26:07 Trump's Retail Website and Presidential Term Jokes chapter 2
27:38 Trump's Merchandise and Unsubstantiated Claims
29:32 Criticism of Government Services and Bureaucracy
31:22 Hooters' Attempt to Reclaim its Core Identity chapter 1
33:32 Controversial Restaurant Culture and Nudity
36:35 Firing Squads and Execution Methods Failures chapter 2
38:55 Gun Safety and Compulsive Behavior
40:18 The Ethics of Self-Defense and Impulsive Behavior
42:23 Living in a Storage Unit: Etiquette and Nostalgia chapter 2
44:41 Nostalgia for Simpler Times Past
46:09 Trump Reacts to Colbert's CBS Departure
50:08 Criticism of Comedy Writing and Nepotism chapter 2
52:24 New Billboard Aims to Help People Leave MAGA
53:45 The Knicks' Stunning Comeback in the Playoffs
56:01 Tesla Cyber Truck's Wade Mode Fiasco chapter 2
58:13 Characterizing a Stereotypical American Suburbanite
59:36 New York City's World Cup Ticket Deal Criticized
1:01:23 Day in History Trivia and Pop Culture chapter 2
1:03:25 The Life and Death of Captain Kidd
1:04:47 Movie Trivia and Pop Culture References
1:06:37 Remembering the Spelling of Diarrhea chapter 2
1:08:11 Etymology and Wordplay in Ancient Greek
1:10:07 Celebrating the Life of a Gay Politician
1:12:09 Remembering a Bygone Era in Politics chapter 4
1:13:56 Humorous Take on Squirrel-Themed Jokes and Memes
1:15:42 Analyzing Cartoon Script and Humor Techniques
1:17:08 The Dark Side of Medieval Life and Marriage
1:19:03 Marriage and Backseat Driving Dynamics

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