Steve Gerben Returns! | Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

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About this episode Steve Gerber shares his unconventional lifestyle habits, including a minimalist kitchen setup with appliances … AI summary

Steve Gerber shares his unconventional lifestyle habits, including a minimalist kitchen setup with appliances in the laundry room, a unique breakfast of peas and rice, and specific grooming quirks like using silicone straws to protect his teeth. The conversation also covers his recent success with the Netflix series 'Tires' Season 3, his lack of travel habits, and various social etiquette preferences.

Key takeaways 7
  • Gerber maintains a minimalist kitchen by storing his espresso machine, microwave, and socks in the laundry room to keep counters clear.
  • He has a highly specific breakfast routine consisting of reheated frozen peas, rice, egg whites, and mozzarella cheese.
  • Gerber uses silicone straws for coffee because he claims his teeth absorb coffee stains more than average people.
  • He admits to having a narrow urethra that requires him to manually clear his pipes after urinating to avoid dribbling.
  • He failed out of two colleges (George Washington and Delaware County Community College) before being accepted into Drexel University based on a screenplay he wrote in high school.
  • He avoids eating buffalo-flavored foods due to texture preferences but enjoys sriracha and red meat cooked medium-well.
  • He does not own DVDs or physical media and has not taken a real vacation since the last interview, only traveling for work.
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  • “I have a narrow urethra. So when I'm done peeing, I have to get some urine out. And the way to get it out is to like you gotta thrust a little bit.”
    ▶ 44:19 Gerber explains his post-urination hygiene routine to avoid wetting himself later.
  • “I don't keep anything on the counter. The espresso is like in the laundry room... It's like a doctor's office. There's a microwave there as well.”
    ▶ 14:34 Describing his minimalist kitchen layout where appliances are stored out of sight.
  • “I drink mine with a silicone straw cuz my teeth absorb the coffee like nobody's business.”
    ▶ 11:50 Explaining why he uses silicone straws instead of metal ones for his coffee.
  • “I failed out of two schools. Yeah. Gotcha. Fair enough. Yeah. I flunked out of college too.”
    Discussing his academic history, failing out of George Washington and Delaware County Community College before getting into Drexel.
  • “I just can't enjoy it [lobster]. And I want I want to like it cuz you know I was in like a bulk phase... trying to pack on a lot of mass.”
    ▶ 1:00:35 Explaining why he avoids shellfish despite trying to eat lean proteins for muscle building.

Chapters & Sections (40)

0:00 Artichoke Pizza Delivery Etiquette chapter 4
1:55 Artichoke Pizza Delivery and Consumption
3:20 Pizza Gift Etiquette Discussion
5:14 Dinner Party Etiquette and Eating Habits
6:54 Eating Habits and Coffee Preferences
8:39 Unconventional Breakfast Habits and Coffee Gear chapter 1
10:08 Peas for Breakfast and Coffee Straws
12:26 Dental Health and Minimalist Kitchen Habits chapter 1
14:26 Laundry Room Kitchen Setup
16:03 House Layout and Gatorade Colors chapter 1
17:56 Statue of Liberty Ferry Ride
19:33 BetterHelp Sponsorship and Childhood Celebrity Encounters chapter 2
21:00 BetterHelp Ad and Childhood Celebrity Memories
22:04 Slang Terms and Amazon Porch Theft
23:27 Travel Habits and Pizza Storage chapter 3
24:45 Golf Trips and Travel Aversion
26:00 Pizza Storage Debate: Fridge vs Oven
27:32 Rumble Rock Toys and Vibrators
28:45 Childhood Collectibles, Pellet Guns, and Trivia Nights chapter 3
30:00 Baseball Figurines and Pellet Guns
31:09 Possums, High School Reunions, and Trivia
32:34 Trivia Nights and Social Drinking
33:40 Golf Etiquette and 90s Fashion Memories chapter 2
34:42 Ocean City Diner and Venmo Etiquette
35:52 Golf Etiquette and Ball Retrieval
38:41 Restaurant Etiquette and Bathroom Habits chapter 3
39:54 Dining Alone Anxiety and Book Misunderstandings
41:12 Book, TV, and YouTube Golf Discussion
42:42 Garage Sale Awkwardness and Urinal Etiquette
44:27 Urine Dribble and Toilet Habits chapter 1
45:42 Pizza Delivery and Urine Dribble
48:51 Avocado Selection and Cold Food Preferences chapter 1
50:44 Cranberry Juice and Movie Experiences
51:58 Childhood Posters, Romance, and Breathalyzers chapter 1
53:25 Brother's Breathalyzer and Podcast Cards
55:21 Food Preferences and College History chapter 4
56:55 House Grill and College History
58:37 College Flunking and Social Reading Skills
59:46 Lobster Aversion and Bulking Diet
1:01:10 Steve Gerben's Return and Specials

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