KILL TONY #587 - KURT METZGER

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Chapters & Sections (126)

0:01 Introduction and Setup chapter
4:16 Introduction and Sponsorship chapter 4
4:16 Promoting Liquid IV and Costco
4:48 Introduction of Guest Kurt Metzger
5:19 Kurt Metzger's Positive Comments on Bert
6:20 Kill Tony and Stand-up Comedy
6:51 Interview with Kurt Metzger chapter 2
7:21 Hans Kim's Stand-up Comedy Set
7:53 More of Hans Kim's Humorous Observations
8:24 Initial Conversation and Butt Licking chapter 3
8:24 Butt Licking Discussion
9:15 Defining Personality and Clubs
9:25 Thanksgiving Story
9:55 Personal Life and Relationships chapter 5
9:58 Feedback and Sex Giving
10:29 Comedy Club and Girlfriend Update
11:00 Recent Spending Habits and Hobbies
11:31 Autistic Comedy Set and FTX
12:03 Plugging Upcoming Show in Tacoma
12:35 Comedian's Introduction and Audience Interaction chapter 2
12:35 Audience Member's Discomfort with Comedian's Content
13:08 Reddit and Sex Life Discussion
14:11 Nipple Mike's Stand-up Comedy Debut chapter 4
14:11 Nipple Mike's Introduction and Pronouns Disclosure
14:41 Sexual Position and Political Figure Jokes
15:14 Trump's Return to Twitter and Nipple Mike's Response
16:23 Nipple Mike's Age and Personal Life Discussion
17:25 Personal Anecdotes and Humor chapter 5
17:25 Haleakala National Park and Hawaii Life
17:56 Mike's Hobbies and Interests
19:29 Nimble Mike Nickname Origin
20:01 Craziest Thing Done and Risk-Taking
21:04 Question from the Audience
21:35 Introduction and Storytelling chapter 2
21:35 Sharing Personal Experiences and Humor
23:39 Discussing Life Choices and Privilege
26:24 Uncle Laser's Antics and Humor chapter 3
26:24 Uncle Laser's Impersonation and Comparison to Larry the Cable Guy
27:57 Uncle Laser's Unique Qualities and Humor
28:59 Uncle Laser's Family Background and Career
31:39 Uncle Laser and Stand-up Comedy chapter 7
31:39 Uncle Laser's Harmonica and Bathroom Story
32:11 Red Man, Golfing, and New Year's Eve Plans
32:43 Uncle Laser's Legend Status and Future Plans
33:15 Laser Noise and NFTs
33:45 Sergio Guzman's First Stand-up Comedy Experience
34:18 Job Applications and Racial Identity
34:49 The Pope, Jeffrey Epstein, and Marriage Consent
35:53 Introduction and Storytelling chapter 1
35:53 Sergio's Reaction to Being Called Out
36:24 Sergio's Background and Interests chapter 2
36:24 Discussion of Illegal Immigrants and Blacking Out
37:04 Sergio's Work and Hobbies
38:37 Patricia's Stand-up Comedy Debut chapter 2
38:37 Patricia's First Stand-up Comedy Performance
39:39 Weird Confessions and Humor
40:09 Sergio and Patricia's Divorce chapter 5
40:09 Sergio and Patricia's Divorce Announcement
41:13 Patricia's Apartment Description
42:19 Sergio's Possible Homosexuality
42:51 Eating Ass and Pedal Tone
43:53 Sergio's Butthole Obsession
44:23 Sergio and Patricia's Relationship Discussion chapter 4
44:23 Premature Ejaculation and Edible Ass Secrets
45:59 Uncle Laser's Character Arc
46:59 80s References and Nipple Jokes
48:02 Fat Girl Appreciation and Condom Jokes
49:06 David Lucas' Return and Humorous Remarks chapter 4
49:06 David Lucas' Introduction and Humor
51:16 Comparing David to a Caramel Fudge Sundae
51:46 Tony's Heroism and Humor
52:49 David Lucas' Fashion Sense and Jokes
53:51 Dildo Jokes and Canadian Accents chapter 8
53:51 Tony's Dildo Jokes and Canadian Accent
54:21 Colombian Accents and Fran Drescher
54:53 BBL and Lipo 360
55:24 Pediatrician and Diabetes Jokes
55:55 Promo Code and Bluetooth Jokes
56:27 David Lucas' Comedy and Tickets
56:58 Gay and Asian Identity and Monkey Box
57:29 Monkey Pox and Government Accountability
58:31 Chris's Personal Life and Background chapter 1
58:31 Chris's Decision to Use a Different Name and His Gay Identity
59:02 Gay Asian Identity and Community chapter 4
59:02 Pete Davidson Comparison and Chris's Comedy Career
59:33 Monkey Pox and Gay Sex Orgies
1:00:03 Chris's Filipino Background and Family Reactions to His Gay Identity
1:01:06 Plans for Future and Having Children
1:02:09 Chris's Work-Life Balance and Personal Life chapter 3
1:02:09 Chris's Multiple Jobs and Schedules
1:03:44 Chris's Hobbies and Interests
1:04:47 Chris's Personal Life, Including Sexuality and Relationships
1:06:20 D Madness' Homophobic Comments and Sergio's Relationship chapter 4
1:06:20 Sergio's Relationship and Homophobic Comments
1:07:55 D Madness' Offended Reaction to Sergio's Relationship
1:08:26 John Dees' Laughter and Chris' Interview
1:10:07 Zito's Introduction and Audience Interaction
1:11:11 Comedian's Stand-up Experience and Audience Interaction chapter 3
1:11:11 Waxing and Comedy Inspiration
1:12:43 Audience Participation and Finance Career
1:13:46 Personal Life and Unusual Habits
1:14:49 Introduction and Conversation chapter 4
1:14:49 Risk Taker and Car Sales Story
1:15:23 Ethnicity in Business
1:16:24 Personal Story and Humor
1:16:55 Backup Plan and Joke Book
1:18:29 Warning and Current Events chapter 4
1:18:29 Warning about Penis Pills and Monkey Pox
1:19:03 Saudi Arabia, World Cup, and Climate Reparations
1:19:33 Juneteenth Parade and Prison Releases
1:20:04 Rant about Cyber Monday
1:22:39 Ordering and Delivery chapter 2
1:22:39 Discussion of Same-Day Delivery and Cutting Out Distributors
1:23:11 Williams' Tiny Ankles and Possible Causes
1:24:12 Personal Anecdotes and Humor chapter 2
1:24:12 Red Band's Thanksgiving Story and Prayer
1:25:18 Volcano Vaporizer and PlayStation Game
1:26:20 Discussing Cyber Monday and Personal Experiences chapter 5
1:26:20 Planning to Help Homeless People and Share Gift Cards
1:26:51 Sharing Personal Experiences with Cyber Monday and Pluckers
1:27:21 Discussing Hemorrhoids and Hydration
1:28:54 Advice on Dealing with Crankiness and Red Band's Response
1:29:26 Closing Out Cyber Monday and Future Plans
1:29:56 Introduction and Party Announcement chapter 2
1:29:56 Party Plans and Cyber Monday Promotion
1:30:28 Kurt Metzger's Work and Appreciation

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