Armchair Anonymous: Workplace Poop | Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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Chapters & Sections (87)

00:01 Podcast Introduction and Theme Setting chapter 2
00:01 Host Intro and Naming Confusion
00:32 Episode Stakes and Heart Rate Anecdote
01:04 Discussion of Workplace Incidents and Prevention Advice chapter 3
01:04 Defining Unauthorized Evacuation and PSA for Employers
01:34 Encouraging Respectful Conversation About Incidents
02:05 Setting the Stage for a Personal Story
02:38 Personal Unauthorized Evacuation Story – Blockbuster Experience chapter 5
02:38 Background of Blockbuster Job and Early Years
03:09 Daily Routine and Chili Habit at Lunch
04:10 First Signs of an Unauthorized Evacuation During Shift
05:12 Escalation and Panic in a Crowded Store
06:45 Attempt to Reach the Bathroom Amid Chaos
07:17 Unexpected Physical Emergency in Public chapter 3
07:17 Initial Panic and Bathroom Escape
07:49 Attempting to Control the Situation with Toilet Paper
08:19 Interaction with Sam and Lack of Immediate Help
08:50 Recollection of Past Incidents and Medical Concerns chapter 1
08:50 Reflection on Past Chili Incident and Medical Concerns
09:23 Emotional Impact and Social Reactions chapter 3
09:23 Describing the Worst Physical Experience
09:53 Emotional Aftermath and Social Stressors
10:25 Sharing the Story with Friends and Family
10:57 Discussion of Workplace Dynamics and Personal Boundaries chapter 1
10:57 Acknowledgment of Trauma and Trigger Warning
12:00 Coffee Order Misunderstanding and Background Story chapter 1
12:00 Coffee Order Mix-Up and Background Insight
13:03 Teacher’s First Year Experience with a Physical Emergency chapter 1
13:03 Teacher’s First Year Classroom Stress and Physical Emergency
14:38 Bathroom Emergency Search chapter 2
14:38 Searching for a Bathroom in an Unfamiliar Neighborhood
15:09 Confrontation with the Laundromat Attendant
15:40 Panic and Decision Making chapter 3
15:40 Deciding to Use a Sidewalk as an Emergency Option
16:11 Returning to Campus Amidst Rising Panic
16:43 Choosing the Classroom Trash Can as a Temporary Toilet
17:14 Relief and Aftermath chapter 3
17:14 Executing the Emergency Disposal Plan
17:46 Realizing the Potential Consequences of Being Recorded
18:17 Contemplating Administrative Repercussions
18:48 Reflection and Broader Context chapter 5
18:48 Discussing the Incident with Colleagues and Reflecting on Stress
19:20 Exploring Possible Causes of the Emergency
19:52 Sharing the Story and Its Emotional Impact
20:24 Concluding Remarks and Transition to Next Topic
20:54 Introducing a New Conversation About Personal Boundaries
21:56 Bathroom Key Panic chapter 4
21:56 Bathroom Key Panic
22:26 Locked Restroom Search
22:57 Penguin Walk to Key Retrieval
23:28 Unexpected Discovery and Clean-up Attempt
24:29 Cleaning and Emotional Response chapter 3
24:29 Trash Can Decision and Public Reaction
24:59 Stairwell Cleaning Strategy
25:30 Personal Reflection on Incident
26:02 Reflection & Advice chapter 3
26:02 Emotional Processing and Support
26:33 Coping Mechanisms Discussion
27:04 Advice to Others
27:35 Closing and Takeaway chapter 2
27:35 Final Thoughts and Gratitude
28:06 Closing Remarks and Farewell
28:36 Introduction and Background chapter 2
28:36 Guest Introduction and Office Context
29:07 Personal Anecdote About Pooping in the Office
29:38 The Pooping Incident on the Road chapter 3
30:01 Decision to Use the Elevator for Relief
31:45 The Escape Attempt in the Bathroom
32:47 Realization of the Mess and Panic
33:18 Aftermath and Cleanup chapter 3
33:48 Cleaning Up in the Office Bathroom
34:49 Attempt to Conceal the Incident While Driving Home
35:50 Returning Home and Final Cleanup
36:22 Bathroom Mishaps and Workplace Clean‑Up chapter 4
36:22 Initial Bathroom Incident and Email Cleanup
36:55 Office Happy Hour Reactions to Bathroom Stories
37:27 Discussion of Vandalism vs. Accidental Incidents in Restrooms
37:57 Increasing Bathroom Capacity to Reduce Near Misses
38:59 Gender Differences in Bodily Functions chapter 3
38:59 Anatomical vs. Nurture Factors in Gendered Bodily Behaviors
40:00 Observations on Women’s Urination and Skid Marks
40:00 Survey Findings on Men vs. Women Peeing in Pants
41:02 Office Culture, Humor and Personal Anecdotes chapter 4
41:02 Skid Mark Evidence and Underwear Consistency Discussion
41:33 Personal Anecdote About Cleaning After Bathroom Use
42:04 Office Humor and Social Interactions at Happy Hour
43:05 Reflections on Audience Reactions to Bathroom Stories

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