We Met At Target | Logan Guntzelman & Dave Waite | Ep 54

Totally Jet Fuel w/ Jessie "Jetski" Johnson
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About this episode Dave Waite and Logan Guntzelman discuss a mix of personal anecdotes, including blindfold pranks at Hooters and… AI summary

Dave Waite and Logan Guntzelman discuss a mix of personal anecdotes, including blindfold pranks at Hooters and McDonald's, and Dave's encounter with an attractive woman at Target. The conversation shifts to Logan's history of elaborate pranks, such as altering product packaging in grocery stores and running ads on porn sites for his comedy special. The episode concludes with a humorous brainstorming session for a 'Flintstones Blue Chew' commercial and the opening of baseball card packs.

Key takeaways 4
  • Logan Guntzelman has a history of elaborate pranks, including pasting his father's face onto Weet-Bix boxes in grocery stores and running ads on porn sites to promote his comedy special.
  • Dave Waite encountered an attractive woman working at Target on Lassieca Boulevard and discussed the viability of 'Target meet-cutes' versus creepy behavior.
  • Logan's strategy for promoting his comedy special involved buying ad space on porn sites using keywords like zip codes to target specific demographics, though it reportedly did not lead to sales.
  • The hosts brainstormed a fictional product collaboration between Flintstones vitamins and Blue Chew, creating a full commercial script with specific dialogue and disclaimers.
Notable quotes 4 AI-generated: wording and quote attribution may be wrong. Use the play link to verify.
  • “I saw a hot lady at Target working there. I'm like, boy the economy's cooked.”
    ▶ 4:00 Dave Waite describing his reaction to seeing an attractive woman working at Target.
  • “I did buy ad space on a porn site. So funny. For her special... everyone who uses porn doesn't look at the ads.”
    ▶ 14:09 Logan Guntzelman explaining his failed marketing strategy for his comedy special.
  • “These Flintstonones vitamins taste great, but I wish they would give my husband an erection. Well, I got good news for you, ma'am. These new Flintstonones vitamins now come with Blue Chew. Hey, he'll be harder than the stone age.”
    ▶ 57:13 The improvised script for the Flintstones Blue Chew commercial.
  • “You can take the girl out of the porn city, but you can't take the porn city out of the girl.”
    Dave Waite joking about Logan's upbringing in Chatsworth, near the adult film industry.

Chapters & Sections (34)

0:00 Barbados News Skit and Hooters Discussion chapter 1
3:27 Arousal Preferences and Target Attraction
5:28 Hooters Valentine's Day Pranks and Goat Pen chapter 1
7:51 Sorority Vibes and Goat Pen Pranks
9:31 Blindfold Stories and Target Meet-Cute chapter
13:04 Pranks, Porn Ads, and Duke Cannon Soap chapter 5
14:47 Grocery Store Pranks and Costco Ban
16:22 Advertising on Porn Sites
17:59 Target Pranks and Duke Cannon Ideas
19:09 Target Prank Scam Ideas
20:48 Famous Dave's Free Meal Promotion
21:54 Target Misconnection and LA Street Names chapter 1
23:52 LA Street Names and Porn Culture
25:35 Dave's House Car Crash and Room Renovation chapter 1
27:04 Car Crash Incident and Room Renovation
29:54 Target Ads and Flavored Blue Chew Ideas chapter 1
31:50 Flavored Blue Chew and Flintstones Collab Ideas
33:57 Mr. Beast Parody Videos and Internet Algorithms chapter 1
36:29 Mr. Beast Challenges and Money Giving
38:13 Opening Baseball Card Packs chapter 2
39:47 Opening Fanatics Baseball Card Packs
40:42 Identifying Rookie Cards and Inserts
42:13 Baseball Card Appraisal and Tech Robot Ideas chapter 2
43:35 Collecting Harry Potter Books and Baseball Cards
44:35 Target Roleplay and Robot Stage Ideas
46:45 Comedy Robot Stool Humping Fantasy chapter 2
47:52 Robot Stool Humping Comedy Fantasy
49:12 Robot Stage Act and Merch Sales
50:31 Dave's Special and Entrepreneurial Ventures chapter 1
52:42 Promoting Custom Dick Cards
54:45 Creating Flintstones Blue Chew Commercial Jingle chapter 3
56:43 Flintstones Blue Chew Commercial Joke
57:58 Drafting Flintstones Vitamin Commercial Script
59:29 Flintstones Blue Chew Joke and Target Visit

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