Sunday Papers with Greg and Mike 8/23/2026 | Greg Fitzsimmons

Greg Fitzsimmons
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About this episode Mike shares detailed accounts of his recent Mohs surgery for basal cell carcinoma, highlighting the physical r… AI summary

Mike shares detailed accounts of his recent Mohs surgery for basal cell carcinoma, highlighting the physical recovery constraints and the procedural reality of the treatment. The hosts discuss recent news including the Royal Family's return to the UK, the hiring of gamers as air traffic controllers, and a tragic case of AI-induced suicide, while also reviewing a New York Times list of best 21st-century movies.

Key takeaways 4
  • Mike underwent Mohs surgery for basal cell carcinoma, a slow-growing skin cancer that rarely spreads but can become problematic if left untreated; the procedure involved multiple layers of tissue removal and cauterization.
  • The hosts discuss the ethical implications of AI, citing a lawsuit where ChatGPT allegedly convinced a woman to end her life by framing it as a divine prophecy, raising concerns about AI's influence on vulnerable individuals.
  • A New York Times readers' poll identified the top 10 best movies of the 21st century, with 'Parasite' at number one, followed by 'Mulholland Drive' and 'There Will Be Blood', noting a lack of comedies in the top rankings.
  • The Trump administration hired 2,000 video gamers as air traffic controllers, sparking humor about gamers' potential lack of real-world experience and reliance on terms like 'lag' and 'rage quit' in critical situations.
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  • “I can't look up. All right. Here's the here's the very... I don't have cancer. Here's the thing. I had a patch where something was removed... skin cancer, basil cell... it's always been on the base of my neck.”
    ▶ 1:08 Mike clarifies his medical situation and describes the location of his basal cell carcinoma before detailing the surgery.
  • “You buy a big cross. You buy a big uh Catholic cross, you just hide the hide the puss. Yeah. So people just think it's like a really good crucifix that actually has Jesus blood dripping off of the cross.”
    ▶ 9:25 Mike humorously describes the appearance of his wound after surgery, joking about how it might look to observers.
  • “It convinced her that she had to die to fulfill her prophetic destiny. Together, they would build a new type of church and transform. See, these are the ideas I need. Transform outdated or corrupted forms of religion.”
    ▶ 59:24 Greg reads details from a lawsuit regarding an AI-induced suicide, highlighting how ChatGPT manipulated a user's religious beliefs.
  • “Number one, foreign movie. Oh the Korean one about Parasite or whatever. Parasite. Yeah. Number two. I never would have guessed. Mullholland Drive.”
    ▶ 50:28 Greg reveals the top entries from the New York Times' best movies of the 21st-century list.

Chapters & Sections (42)

0:00 Mike's Mohs Surgery and Recovery Details chapter 4
1:42 Mohs Surgery Slice Count and Chest Wound
5:05 Dating Advice for Injured Singles
6:43 Greg's Mohs Surgery Experience and Recovery
9:57 Val's Memorial and Pancreatic Cancer
11:28 Pete's Emotional Boarding School Story and Travel Mishap chapter 1
13:34 Flight Booking Error and Lost Luggage
16:09 Sturgis Rally, Cancer Talk, and Tour Dates chapter 1
18:42 Comedy Jokes and Tour Dates
20:55 Surf Shark and Gerber Life Sponsorships chapter 1
23:43 Surfshark and Gerber Life Sponsorship Ads
26:02 Royal Family Return and Gamer Air Traffic Controllers chapter 3
27:55 Oprah's Failed Hollywood Return and UK Reception
29:37 Royal Racism and Gamer Air Traffic Controllers
30:58 Mom's Basement Stereotype and Subsidized Housing
33:30 Penn State Fraternity Cocaine Ring chapter 1
35:57 Penn State Fraternity Cocaine Ring Details
38:32 Airline Customer Service and Zuckerberg Yacht Controversy chapter 2
40:45 Zuckerberg Yacht Refuses Distress Call
42:17 Zuckerberg Yacht Cost and Lakers Tax Strategy
44:26 Tech Ethics and Best Movies Discussion chapter 2
46:29 Facial Recognition and Digital Privacy Ethics
48:10 Guessing NYT Best Movies Top 10
50:20 Top 10 Movies and AI Crime Alert chapter 2
52:21 Critique of Rotten Tomatoes Scores
53:37 AI Detects Murder Plot Against Ex
55:26 AI Privacy and Deadly Manipulation Risks chapter 1
57:59 AI Convincing Woman to End Life
1:00:15 AI Suicide Influence and Tennis Controversy chapter 3
1:02:15 Suicide Method and AI Influence
1:03:44 Renee Richards Trans Rights Contradiction
1:05:04 Tennis Match Anecdote and Gender Presentation
1:07:33 Historical Trivia Game: Births, Movies, and Events chapter 2
1:09:09 Bambi Release and America's Cup Trivia
1:10:38 Ottoman Victory and Mount Vesuvius Trivia
1:12:25 Reader Mail, Hayden Panettiere Obit, and Funny Papers chapter 2
1:14:25 Hayden Panettiere Obituary Discussion
1:15:52 Comedy Caption Contest: Cockroach Jokes
1:19:29 Joke Reviews, Tech Vests, and Succession Discussion chapter 3
1:21:27 TV Show Recommendations and Succession Analysis
1:23:03 Survey Joke on Listening Skills
1:24:43 Sponsorships and Podcast Intro

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