Cinco De Amigos | Ep 63 | Bad Friends

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About this episode This podcast episode features a comedic dialogue between Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, covering topics ranging… AI summary

This podcast episode features a comedic dialogue between Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, covering topics ranging from Cinco de Mayo puns and celebrity anecdotes to personal childhood memories and industry stories. The conversation highlights the dynamics of stand-up comedy, the importance of stage time, and includes humorous personal confessions about past behavior and crushes.

Key takeaways 4
  • In stand-up comedy, the order of performance matters significantly; performing before a high-energy set (like Joe Rogan's) can cause an energy drop for the next comedian, requiring them to adjust their delivery.
  • The Comedy Store in the 80s/90s featured many talented but commercially unsuccessful comedians who were favorites of owner Mitzi, such as Beaumont Bacon and Freddy Asparagus.
  • Bobby Lee admits to past stalking-like behavior, including parking outside a girl's house to ensure her safety and staring at her feet for hours while she slept.
  • Cultural perceptions of Jesus vary, with Bobby Lee noting that traditional white depictions differ from the likely Middle Eastern/Egyptian appearance of historical Jesus.
Notable quotes 4 AI-generated: wording and quote attribution may be wrong. Use the play link to verify.
  • “It's so good for me because then it's not necessarily what do you mean because you know i one time i made the mistake of calling adam and go you know what dude i want to grow and he goes what do you mean i go why because you give me really good spots”
    ▶ 19:22 Bobby Lee explains how getting better spots on the comedy lineup can be detrimental if it disrupts the energy flow for subsequent performers.
  • “I would just stare at her [ __ ] feet just her toes for 10 hours until she woke up”
    ▶ 33:29 Bobby Lee recounts a creepy memory from his youth where he watched a girl's feet while she slept.
  • “That's what it is that's the feat yeah i get it something i didn't knew existed”
    ▶ 37:08 Bobby Lee compares his fascination with white female feet to seeing a unicorn for the first time.
  • “Spain is just like the gay cousin of of mexico”
    ▶ 48:29 A humorous comparison made during a segment debating why Mexico is better than Spain.

Chapters & Sections (58)

0:00 Rude Conversation Between Two Friends chapter 3
0:00 Racial Slurs and Insults Exchanged Between Friends
2:20 Celebrity Family and Relationship Discussion
3:36 Kevin Spacey's alleged inappropriate behavior
6:01 Discussion of Sex Appeal and Pop Culture chapter 2
6:01 Conversation about Beanie and Hispanic Movies
9:37 80s Comedian Finis Henderson's Rise to Fame
10:55 Photography Session and Acting Career Discussion chapter 3
10:55 Discussion about an Actor's Appearance
12:17 Conversational Dialogue in a Desert Setting
13:30 Teenage Boy's Masturbation and Guilt
15:17 Childhood Memories of Masturbation and Obscenity chapter 3
15:17 Childhood Memories of Masturbation and Obscenity
17:34 Comedy Club Experiences in the Past
18:59 Comedy and Energy in Live Performances
20:36 Comedian Shares Story of Fellow Comedian's Rise chapter 2
20:36 Story about a comedian's past experiences
22:26 Suicidal Threats and Underwear Discussion
24:43 Online Therapy Benefits and Convenience chapter 4
24:43 Online Therapy Benefits and Convenience
26:47 Comedian Recalls Jewel at Java Joe's Cafe
28:45 Embarrassing Incident at a Coffee Shop Performance
30:53 Embarrassing Story about Unrequited Crush
32:11 Inappropriate Staring at a Minor's Feet chapter 2
32:11 Inappropriate Behavior with a Minor
34:32 Fantasizing about a Unicorn in a Field
36:29 Conversation about Foot Staring and Attraction chapter 2
36:29 Conversation about Foot Staring and Attraction
38:30 Overcoming Nerves to Confess Crush
40:34 College Freshman's First Sexual Experience chapter 2
40:34 College Student's First Sexual Experience
42:11 Overcoming Intimacy Anxiety and Communication Issues
44:40 HelloFresh Meal Kit Review and Promotion chapter 3
44:40 HelloFresh Meal Kit Review and Discount
46:34 Mexican National Pride and Cultural Comparison
47:51 Comparing Work Culture in Mexico and Spain
49:14 Jules Discusses Dating and Nuns chapter 2
49:14 Conversation about Nuns and Elvis
52:03 Celebrity Footage Discussion and Identification
53:40 Past Relationship History and Misconceptions Discussed chapter 4
53:40 Comedy Club History and Past Relationships
55:09 Discussion of Infidelity and Relationship Trust
56:20 Phil Hartman and Andy Dick Bathroom Incident
57:41 Andy Dick Rumor and Career Consequences
58:52 Comedians Discuss Rumors and Personalities chapter 3
58:52 Comedians Discussing Industry Rumors and Personalities
1:00:05 Comparing Physical Attributes of Jesus
1:01:23 Discussion of Jesus' Physical Appearance
1:03:02 Jesus at the Gates of Heaven chapter 3
1:03:02 Argument at the Gates of Heaven
1:04:59 Comedian Andrew Santino Discusses Google Search Rankings
1:06:13 Bobby Lee's Ethnicity and Personal Life
1:07:37 Racist Comments and Stereotypes in Workplace chapter 2
1:07:37 Racist Comments and Stereotypes in Conversation
1:09:31 Discussing Fan-Made Movie Posters for Turtle Island
1:11:40 Movie Poster Design for Foreign Markets chapter 2
1:11:40 Movie Poster Design for Foreign Markets
1:14:20 Comedy Sketch with Swearing and Insults

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