About this episodeThe hosts discuss various personal anecdotes including awkward social interactions, physical health issues lik…AI summary
The hosts discuss various personal anecdotes including awkward social interactions, physical health issues like hair loss and hemorrhoids, and critiques of media rating systems. They also engage in humorous debates about celebrity appearances, dietary choices during training, and the absurdity of certain cultural norms and laws.
Key takeaways 4
The iTunes five-star rating system is criticized for being ineffective, as most podcasts have a 4.6 rating due to a small percentage of disgruntled listeners leaving one-star reviews while the majority give five stars without thought.
Jason Ellis shares that he is training for an upcoming MMA fight, which has led to extreme soreness and a need for intense recovery methods, including stem cell therapy and cryo-freeze products.
Kevin Smith discusses his struggles with maintaining a diet while spending time with his girlfriend and family, noting that social opportunities like dining out make it harder to stay on track compared to the isolation of the pandemic.
The hosts debate the effectiveness of various beauty and health trends, such as vagina steaming (which they deem ineffective) and Manscaped grooming tools (which Kevin Smith finds useful for trimming eyebrows and managing hair in sensitive areas).
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“Everybody every podcast on earth has a 4.6 rating because almost all of their listeners give it a five-star rating and a small number of people with intense personal problems feel personally scorned by podcasts and give them one star reviews.”
▶ 20:24Critique of the iTunes rating system's inability to provide nuanced feedback.
“I'm shark heart you know because i've got the heart of a shark but this one... jason the rainbow child jason the gay homosexual the gay homosexual assassin.”
▶ 0:06Jason Ellis jokingly brainstorming fight names after discussing rainbow-themed merchandise and LGBTQ+ visibility.
“If you're gonna drink and get into some ass play you both need to learn a little bit of martial arts because everyone knows the tap.”
▶ 37:01Humorous commentary on a news story about a woman who accidentally suffocated her husband with her buttocks.
“I feel like when the pandemic hit you did less than all three of us... I wasn't really a social butterfly anyway... I got my kids Katie's always around it wasn't hard.”
▶ 29:24Kevin Smith explaining why he maintained his fitness routine better than Jason during the pandemic due to having family around.
Chapters & Sections (58)▼
0:00Comedian Shares Uncomfortable Work Experiencechapter3
0:00Comedy Podcast with Laid-Back Hosts
2:21Physical Altercation at a Workplace
3:46Tom Cruise's Age and Physical Changes
5:34Celebrity Gossip and Personal Lifechapter3
5:34Celebrity Gossip and Personal Life
7:30Man Discusses Pimple and Marriage Issues
9:01Annoyance with Public Comments on Tattoos
11:42Gay Man's Awkward Icebreaker at Whole Foodschapter2
11:42Conversation about Flirting and Social Interactions
14:00Manscaped Product Review and Sponsorship
15:38Hair Loss Prevention and Treatment Discussionchapter2
15:38Hair Loss Prevention and Treatment Discussion
17:54Discussion about Drug Use and Taste
20:01Critique of iTunes Rating Systemchapter2
20:01Rant about iTunes Rating System
22:04Product Review and Promotion Discussion
24:17Teenage Fashion Disasters and Self-Acceptancechapter3
24:17Teenage Fashion Disasters and Embarrassing Memories
27:22Friend Discusses Hair and Fitness Progress
28:33Relationship and Fitness Routine Discussion
30:55Preparing for an Upcoming MMA Fightchapter2
30:55Preparing for an Upcoming MMA Fight
33:36Physical Training Plateau and Ground Game
35:16Assault and Smothering in a Drunken Disputechapter3
35:16Woman Accused of Smothering Drunken Man
36:55Consent and Safe BDSM Practices Discussion
38:17Fighting with Rainbow Shorts and Glitter
40:58Harley Quinn and Basic Girls Discussionchapter3
40:58Harley Quinn and LGBTQ+ Representation Discussion
42:42Costume Sex Preferences and Social Perception
44:18Flattering Compliments from Successful Women
46:17Comedian Discusses Large Family and Pollutionchapter2
46:17Comedian Discusses Large Family and Pollution
48:28Les Claypool's Submarine Captaincy and Polygamous Cult
51:14Inbreeding Practices in Polygamous Sectchapter4
51:14Inbreeding Practices in Polygamous Sect
53:07Family Incest and Censorship in Media
55:15Batman's Explicit Comic Book Scene
56:32Batman Cartoon Controversy and Fan Reaction
58:36Vagina Steaming and G Shot Discussionchapter2
58:36Explicit Discussion of Genitalia and Vaginal Steaming
1:00:48Vagina Steaming Discussion and Pop Culture
1:02:56Discussion on Male Grooming and Intimacychapter2
1:02:56Discussion on Male Grooming and Intimacy
1:05:58Monkeys and Prostitution as a Natural Behavior
1:07:27Laws and Regulations Around Substance Usechapter2
1:07:27Discussion on Marijuana and Societal Norms
1:10:15Comparing Alcohol and Marijuana Regulations
1:11:49Moonshine and Subway Sandwich Controversy Discussionchapter2
1:11:49Moonshine and Subway Sandwich Controversy Discussion
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