About this episodeAndrew Santino and Bobby Lee discuss their upcoming tour dates, with Santino joking about quitting if shows do…AI summary
Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee discuss their upcoming tour dates, with Santino joking about quitting if shows don't sell out. The conversation shifts to bizarre conspiracy theories involving alien races and Egyptian work ethics, followed by a debate on Florida's 'Don't Say Gay' bill and Google Translate inaccuracies. The episode concludes with humorous anecdotes about Scientology, elephant safety, and a hypothetical 'Human Centipede' scenario.
Key takeaways 6
Andrew Santino is announcing tour dates for March 18-19 in Irvine at the Irvine Improv, with additional dates in Vegas, Dallas, and Vancouver.
Bobby Lee shares a personal story about reconciling with his mother in Phoenix, where he expressed empathy for her traumatic upbringing, leading to a humorous misunderstanding involving the word 'Buka'.
The hosts discuss Linda Moulton Howe's theory of a war between five alien races, specifically the 'Tall Whites' and 'Nordic' aliens, with Lee expressing belief in alien involvement in pyramid construction.
Santino argues that Mexicans have a superior work ethic compared to Egyptians, suggesting that if the pyramids were in Mexico, he would believe humans built them.
Santino recounts an audition for a Scientology movie where he realized the organization was a church after filling out extensive medical paperwork.
The hosts discuss the 'Human Centipede' movie, joking about who would be placed where in the surgical procedure based on physical attributes and diet.
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“If you don't sell it out he's going to quit this show so yeah so that's that go get the tickets or i'm going to quit the show”
▶ 0:00Santino promoting his upcoming Irvine Improv shows.
“Mexicans are the tip-top of knowing how to do work nobody beats mexicans i know they're the kings i'm giving a compliment they are the most apt hardest working people i've ever seen in my life”
Santino comparing work ethics between Mexicans and Egyptians regarding pyramid construction.
“I realized that I was born to be [ __ ] i mean I had no chance with my parents raising me and stuff... mom I am so sorry the way you were raised”
▶ 7:16Santino sharing a vulnerable moment about his mother's difficult upbringing.
“Korea had the longest unbroken chain of slavery of any society in history spanning 1500 years”
▶ 49:48Lee reading from Wikipedia to counter Santino's claim that Koreans don't have a history of oppression.
“I would keep him alive yeah and I would have um you'd feed him yeah feed him like wash him no boo i don't have an elephant i don't know if elephants love [ __ ] sushi but you want to go to a nobu”
▶ 1:07:38Santino joking about his reaction if he were trampled by an elephant, referencing his love for Nobu sushi.
Chapters & Sections (55)▼
0:00Andrew Santino's Bad Friends Tour Announcementchapter5
0:00Andrew Santino Live Comedy Show Announcement
1:49Conversational Discussion about Deer Lifespan
3:47Disagreement Over Robert Pattinson's Batman
5:03Disagreement with Batman Movie Choices
6:56Emotional Conversation with Mother at Starbucks
8:40Valet Parking and Alien Conspiracy Theorieschapter2
8:40Valet Parking Scam and Alien Conspiracy
10:57Belief in Alien Life and Ancient Structures
13:22Comparing Egyptian and Mexican Work Ethicchapter2
13:22Comparing Egyptian and Mexican Work Ethic
15:08Conversation about Physical Attributes and Relationships
17:37Florida's Don't Say Gay Bill Controversy Discussionchapter2
17:37Controversy over Florida's Don't Say Gay Bill
19:18Discussion on Don't Say Gay Bill in Florida
21:47Google Translate Issues and DoorDash Reviewchapter2
21:47Google Translate Issues and Food Delivery
23:45Liquid IV Hydration Product Review
26:04Robert Pattinson Discusses Acting and Improvisationchapter3
26:04Robert Pattinson Discusses Inventing Anna
27:41Improvisational Comedy and Personal Anecdotes
29:51Comedian Reflects on Family and Self-Doubt
31:08Dreams and Unusual Family Decorationschapter2
31:08Dreams and Unusual Room Decor Discussion
33:34Guantanamo the Great and Alien Beliefs
35:16God Complex and Power Dynamics Discussionchapter3
35:16Discussion of God Complex and Power Dynamics
36:58Personality Complex and Imposter Syndrome Discussion
38:39Argument Over Parking Tickets and Financial Management
41:02Man Recalls Father's Liquor Store Anticschapter2
41:02Man Recalls Father's Liquor Store Antics
43:28Butcher Box Ground Beef Promotion and Online Therapy
45:26God Complex Discussion and Racial Implicationschapter2
45:26Parental Criticism and God Complex Discussion
48:16Trump Rally and Korean History Discussion
50:01Comedians Vulnerability in Jokes and Serious Momentschapter2
50:01Abusive Language and Comedy Vulnerability
51:41Comedians Discuss Vulnerability and Mentorship
54:18Competition in New York vs Los Angeles Comedychapter4
54:18Comedy Competition in New York vs LA
56:23Comedian's Racist Sketch and Stand-up Career
57:59Scientology and Real Estate in Los Angeles
59:30Church of Scientology Recruitment Experience
1:00:46Scientology Recruitment and Celebrity Involvementchapter5
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