Never Google WILL SASSO's Feet | Steph Infection

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About this episode Will Sasso and Stephanie Lolov discuss the logistical challenges of Canadian comedians working in the US, the … AI summary

Will Sasso and Stephanie Lolov discuss the logistical challenges of Canadian comedians working in the US, the absurdity of US tariffs on Canadian mail, and Sasso's recent foot surgeries. The conversation highlights the specific difficulties of maintaining a career across borders and includes humorous anecdotes about medical mishaps and sketch comedy history.

Key takeaways 4
  • Canadian comedians face significant career hurdles in the US due to the small talent pool and the necessity of living in the US to remain visible to casting directors.
  • US tariffs on Canadian mail have made sending small care packages prohibitively expensive, with duties exceeding the value of the items themselves (e.g., $89.91 duty on a $50 package).
  • Will Sasso underwent surgery to correct three hammered toes by removing the knuckles and inserting pins, resulting in straight toes that cannot curl but allow full mobility.
  • Sasso recommends a specific DIY treatment for foot holes: using gauze rolled to the size of the hole, saline solution (or eye drops), and daily bandaging to encourage skin growth around the gauze while continuing to walk.
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  • “Don't be like, 'Go [__] back to Canada. We can't go back to Canada. That's why we're [__] here. Do you want Jim Carrey to go back to Canada? Do you want [__] Mike Myers to go back to Canada? What the [__] you talking about? John Candy, suck my ass. Martin Short, like we you love us, but it there's it's such a small pool. We have to come down here.'”
    ▶ 9:11 Sasso explains why Canadian comedians must relocate to the US to build a sustainable career.
  • “They added duty-free 10% on Mary's crackers that were made in America. They put a 10% tax on a Goosebumps sweatshirt that she sent me... She sent a sympathy card. Also made in America. a card that says, 'I'm sorry your dog died.' 10% duty. That's crazy.”
    ▶ 22:31 Illustrating the absurdity of tariffs on a sympathy care package sent from Canada to the US.
  • “Kids in the Hall is the best sketch show of all time in my opinion... 88 to 93 was when it was on the air and I was that was 8th to 12th grade for me.”
    ▶ 29:26 Sasso shares his personal connection to the iconic Canadian sketch comedy group.
  • “The way I do it is, it pound it even harder. You're you're getting about a .5% uh uh uh recovery rate... Nope. Pound it. Forget it. Mhm. Put gauze and eye drops in your foot.”
    ▶ 45:41 Sasso's unconventional advice for healing a hole in his foot, contrasting with standard medical advice to rest.

Chapters & Sections (33)

0:02 Comedian Tour Dates and Infrastructure Banter chapter 2
2:27 Comedian Tour Dates Announcement
4:04 Backyard Construction and Graffiti Opinions
5:37 Canadian Comedy Career Challenges and Vancouver Lifestyle chapter 2
7:07 Vancouver Seawall and Stanley Park Beauty
8:24 Canadian Comedians Struggle in US Market
11:10 Meeting at Ted Sarandos' Netflix Party chapter 4
12:57 Awkward Fried Chicken Encounter at Party
14:28 Awkward Chicken Eating and Mozzarella Dipping
17:18 Comedian's Discomfort with Celebrity Selfies
19:19 Celebrity Photo Etiquette and Awkwardness
21:53 US Tariffs on Canadian Mail and Running Injury chapter 3
23:33 Customs Seizing Sympathy Card
24:49 Tall People Dating and Height Insecurities
27:41 Difficulty Streaming Canadian Media
29:07 Kids in the Hall Sketches Discussion chapter 1
31:46 Dave Foley Renovation Sketch
33:33 Foot Surgery and Infection in Italy chapter 3
35:48 Toe Infection from Walking in Italy
37:16 Hospital Visit for Infected Toes
38:51 Toe Surgery Recovery and Results
40:39 Foot Infection and Self-Surgery Stories chapter
44:44 Treating Foot Holes and Vaccination Views chapter 1
46:56 Mocking SCA and Foot Hair Injuries
48:45 Foot Infection, Canadian Myths, and Running Injuries chapter 1
50:14 Canadian Myths and Father's Running Injuries
53:19 Tommy Blotcha's Post-Surgery Constipation Nightmare chapter 3
54:53 Post-Surgery Leg Injury and Constipation
56:17 Severe Pain and Fainting During Bowel Movement
58:08 Sepsis Risk vs Surgical Pain
59:45 Sleepwalking Dreams and Gross Anecdotes chapter 2
1:02:37 Pac-Man Costume Diarrhea Incident
1:04:10 Georgie and Mandy Show Details and Anecdotes

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