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5:16
Understanding One Billion Dollars
6:18
Stacking One Billion Dollars
7:52
Eiffel Tower and Cowboy Boots Story
9:27
Retiring Footwear in a Place of Prominence
9:57
Visiting the Eiffel Tower with Cowboy Boots
10:29
Gluing Boots to the Eiffel Tower Platform
11:01
Standing at the Edge of the Eiffel Tower
12:37
Counting Money and Troposphere
13:08
Calculating Time to Count One Billion Dollars
14:41
Elon Musk's Twitter Acquisition and Potential Headaches
15:13
Censorship in America and Little Coco's Episode
15:43
Little Coco's Outburst and Censorship
17:17
Covid-19 Variants and Brand Names
19:26
Baskin-Robbins and West Nile Virus
19:58
Coffeus Headaches and Beties
20:29
Delta Thing and Podcast Disruption
21:32
Sushi Grass Discovery
22:02
Silent Letters and Salmon
22:34
Grass in Sushi and Origami Cow Request
23:34
Origami Cow and Yellowtail Tuna Request
24:06
Grass-Fed Beef Confusion
24:36
Grass-fed beef, water swimming salmon, and meat-fed lion
25:06
Golden Corral fed wife and old faithful toilet
26:07
Peanut butter, fruit cocktail, caviar, and guernsey fed beef
27:10
Coca-cola fed beef and product promotion
27:40
Stain for empty walls and bird safety
28:10
Hershey squirts and product promotion
29:14
Security concerns with food services
29:46
Ordering from Cheesecake Factory and DoorDash
30:16
Shady Delivery People
30:48
Unusual Delivery Situations
31:50
Chili Incident and Sensitive Skin
33:55
Chili and Nuts
35:30
Wendy's and Food Delivery
36:32
Food Security Concerns
38:36
Scotch Tape as a Security Measure
39:04
Unconventional Home Security Methods
41:13
Owls as Deterrents
42:25
Human Statue as Home Security
43:27
Ted Bundy's Animatronic and OJ Simpson's Football Gear
44:30
Serial Killers in the Yard
45:31
Hand-Drawn T-Shirts and Defense System
48:13
The Author's Love for Coca-Cola at the Gym
49:46
Observations of Others' Water Bottles
50:19
The Author's Defense of Their Unconventional Choices
52:25
Frying Bacon at the Gym and Personal Choices
52:57
Gym Atmosphere and Fresh Bacon
53:58
Promoting Upcoming Shows and Tour Dates
55:30
Additional Comedy Show Information and Patreon Page
56:33
Patreon Page Information and Fee Discussion
57:05
Additional Patreon Content and Merchandise Options
57:35
Harland Williams' Website and Social Media Promotion
58:06
Closing Remarks and Future Guests
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