Prunes Are God's Ozempic | Ep 213 | Bad Friends

Bad Friends
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About this episode Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino discuss their upcoming tour dates in Abu Dhabi and various US cities, while refle… AI summary

Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino discuss their upcoming tour dates in Abu Dhabi and various US cities, while reflecting on their comedic history and career longevity. The conversation covers Bobby's negative experience on the pilot for 'New Car Smell', dating advice for older comedians, and the realities of touring life, including club preferences and travel logistics.

Key takeaways 4
  • Bobby Lee reveals he was cast as a backup actor on the 'New Car Smell' pilot because the creators (Cullen Brothers) preferred Getty Wani, resulting in Bobby having only two pages of dialogue that were ultimately cut from the final pilot.
  • Andrew Santino advises young comedians that success requires hard work and persistence rather than just talent, emphasizing the need to 'not quit' through the highs and lows of the industry.
  • Bobby Lee discusses the challenges of dating at age 52, noting he lies about his age on apps to match with younger women, and outlines specific criteria for partners, including cultural knowledge (Korean food/films) and education.
  • The hosts highlight the importance of venue atmosphere, with San Diego and San Francisco crowds described as energetic and loyal, while Pittsburgh and Hartford are cited as difficult markets due to flight logistics or audience disconnect.
Notable quotes 4 AI-generated: wording and quote attribution may be wrong. Use the play link to verify.
  • “I had two pages of dialogue and by the pilot I had one line... it was the worst human experience of my life.”
    ▶ 13:08 Bobby Lee describing his experience on the 'New Car Smell' pilot where he was forced into the role against his will by the creators.
  • “I believe more in hard work than talent... not quitting is all I know.”
    ▶ 1:00:41 Andrew Santino sharing advice on longevity in comedy, emphasizing persistence over innate ability.
  • “They're asking for 50 grand a month... why not just get a B? It's so much cheaper.”
    ▶ 30:00 Bobby Lee joking about the high financial expectations on sugar dating apps like Seeking Arrangement.
  • “You have to commit to it... once you can like there's nothing more you ever want to do so it is unbelievable.”
    Andrew Santino explaining the mindset required to survive as a professional comedian.

Chapters & Sections (52)

0:00 Austin Show and Upcoming Tour Announcements chapter 4
0:00 Austin Show and Upcoming Tour Announcements
2:09 Dating Preferences and Cultural Differences
3:35 Production Team Meeting and Podcast Discussion
5:09 Recalling a Past Tour Experience
6:24 Comedians Share Funny Stories and Memories chapter 2
6:24 Comedy Set and Friendship Discussion
8:15 Comedian Shares Embarrassing Improv Experience
10:32 Bobby's Experience on a TV Show Pilot chapter 3
10:32 Pilot Episode Discussion and Behind the Scenes
12:01 Actor's Frustration with Pilot Episode
13:24 Negative Experience on a Restaurant Scene Set
14:40 Celebrity Interview and Comedy Discussion chapter 2
14:40 Celebrity Interview and Comedy Discussion
16:39 Actor Discusses Encounter with Martin Lawrence
19:16 Benefits of Using Shopify for E-commerce chapter 3
19:16 Shopify and Factor Meal Review
21:25 Foodie Discusses Eating Habits and Moderation
22:52 Comedian's Struggles with Addiction and Career
24:33 Racist Jokes and Personal Life Discussion chapter 3
24:33 Racist Comments at a Small Town Club
26:23 Discussion about Online Dating App Bans
27:47 Defending Online Dating Profile Age Restrictions
30:49 Dating Expectations and Financial Demands chapter 2
30:49 Dating Expectations and Financial Demands
32:51 Friendship and Sense of Humor Discussion
35:39 Foodie Experience at Shabu-Shabu Restaurant chapter 2
35:39 Foodie Experience at Shabu-Shabu Restaurant
38:06 Addiction and Smoking Habits Discussion
39:58 Discussing Merch and Healthcare Options chapter 3
39:58 Discussing Merch and Healthcare Options
41:44 Conversation about Prunes and Produce Knowledge
43:15 Comedian Discusses San Francisco Crowd Experience
45:26 Comparing Bar Show Experiences Across Cities chapter 2
45:26 Comparing Bar Show Experiences Across Cities
47:23 Comedian Reflects on Touring and Traveling
49:46 Comedian Discusses Club Scene in Various Cities chapter 3
49:46 Comedy Club Scene in Various US Cities
51:49 Comedian Doug's Independent Show Concept
53:14 Reunion of Old Friends and Collaborators
54:28 Comedian Discusses Career and Personal Life chapter 6
54:28 Conversation about Collaborating with a Comedian
55:51 Considering Future Plans and Relationships
57:06 Comedian Discusses Age and Legacy
58:59 Comedians Discuss Comedy Career and Lifestyle
1:00:18 Overcoming Adversity through Hard Work and Resilience
1:03:30 Hotel Experiences and Smoking Restrictions
1:05:07 Discussing Las Vegas as a Potential Living Location chapter 4
1:05:07 Discussing Las Vegas as a Potential Living Location
1:07:08 Hiroshima Nagasaki Atomic Bomb Discussion
1:08:54 Comedy Sketch about Snipers and Steadiness
1:10:42 Comedian Discusses Comedy Community and Friendships

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