About this episodeThe hosts engage in chaotic banter covering Cyber Monday merchandise, voting registration issues, and a guest'…AI summary
The hosts engage in chaotic banter covering Cyber Monday merchandise, voting registration issues, and a guest's social fallout from podcast jokes. The episode features improvised comedy bits, including a fake dating show pitch and stand-up joke writing, while discussing personal anecdotes about large dogs and celebrity cakes.
Key takeaways 4
The hosts admit to not voting in the recent election, with one host citing bureaucratic hurdles (missing birth certificate) and the other claiming he simply didn't register.
A guest revealed that her friends 'ghosted' her after hearing the hosts joke about her friend group being 'party girls' on the podcast, highlighting the potential real-world impact of comedic content on personal relationships.
The hosts discuss a movie concept set at a remote US-Canada border crossing in the 90s featuring bumbling agents, noting that while the premise is strong, securing talent for small parts is difficult.
One host revealed he has a 'man crush' on comedian Charles Milton, describing a bowling outing where Milton taught him technique, which the other host immediately sexualized for comedic effect.
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“I'm not registered... I need to go in and turn in more proof documents that it it's me so either somebody stole my identity but I don't have my original birth certificate”
▶ 3:47Host explaining why he couldn't vote due to missing documentation.
“They ghosted me... they heard about it from who? From the podcast... they know this is a comedy podcast we're fucking kidding”
Guest explaining how her friends cut ties after hearing a joke about them on the show.
“I think my phone is listening to me thank God it's not watching me because when I'm looking at it I'm usually just jerking on my dingdong beep beep”
▶ 1:18:40An improvised stand-up joke written by the hosts and guest during the segment.
“You're malleable valuable but malleable... if it's you know at the end of the day I honestly believe this it's so your loss that's your loss if you don't to be friends with really because this is a rising person”
Hosts defending the guest and insulting her ex-friends for taking a joke too seriously.
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