Armchair Anonymous: Pooped on a Date | Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
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Chapters & Sections (96)

00:01 Show Introduction and Host Confusion chapter 2
00:01 Host Welcome and Title Confusion
00:31 Guest Introduction and Show Setup
01:01 Poop‑Related Anecdotes and Humor chapter 4
01:01 Host Explains Episode Theme
01:33 Poop Stories from Listeners
02:36 Car Crash Poop Incident
03:07 Discussion of Panic and Wood Knocking
04:09 Product Design Brainstorming – Knocking Wood chapter 2
04:09 Designing a Mouse‑Shaped Knocking Tool
05:14 Business and Product Feasibility Talk
06:16 Guest Story: Romantic Poop Incident chapter 2
06:16 Guest Introduction – Haley’s Story
07:18 Setting the Scene for Romantic Poop Incident
08:49 IBS Background and Personal Stressors chapter 2
08:49 IBS as Family and Environmental Factor
09:20 Dinner Setting and Anticipated Gas Release
09:52 Dinner Experience and Unexpected Gas chapter 2
09:52 Post-Dinner Relief and Continued Farting
10:23 Gratitude Reflection After Dinner
10:55 Bathroom Incident and Physical Discomfort chapter 4
10:55 Bathroom Discovery of Brown Liquid
11:25 Communal Bathroom Context and Shock
11:55 Dress Contamination Observation
12:27 Realization of Full Body Soiling
13:00 Relationship Support and Shared Vulnerability chapter 4
13:00 Attempt to Clean and Lack of Facilities
13:30 Desperate Escape to Boyfriend’s Room
14:01 Confrontation with Boyfriend and Emotional Support
15:03 Shared History of Health Challenges in Relationship
17:45 Travel Observations and Local Cuisine chapter 2
17:45 Prague City Tour Highlights
18:17 Local Food Prices Compared to Past Visits
18:48 Relationship Milestones and Family Interaction chapter 3
18:48 Engagement Announcement and Dating History
19:19 Family Visit in New Jersey and Birthday Celebration
19:50 First Encounter with the Bathroom Incident
20:21 Bathroom Disaster and Family Response chapter 7
20:21 Attempted Toilet Flush and Rising Water
20:51 Family Panic and Use of Plunger
21:22 Escalation to Bathroom Flooding
21:54 Dad’s Arrival and Family Cleanup Effort
22:24 Water Shutoff and Final Cleanup
22:55 Post‑Incident Reflection and Family Dynamics
24:31 Wrap‑Up and Emotional Response
25:34 Water Disaster and Family Response chapter 2
25:34 Flooding Incident Begins
26:05 Basement Flood and Family Cleanup Effort
26:36 Family Dynamics Around the Flood chapter 2
26:36 Family Conversation About Cleaning
27:08 Discussion of Bathroom Farting Etiquette
27:41 Humorous Bathroom Etiquette Discussion chapter 2
27:41 Lighthearted Bathroom Humor Exchange
28:12 Closing Conversation and Travel Wishes
28:44 Farewell and Travel Plans chapter 1
28:44 Farewell to Guest and Goodbyes
29:19 Unexpected Date Experience chapter 2
29:19 First Date Narrative Introduction
29:52 Date Progression from Happy Hour to Bar Hopping
30:22 Morning After and Bathroom Dilemma chapter 5
30:22 Morning After and Bathroom Dilemma Setup
30:53 Bathroom Urgency and Interaction with Host
31:24 Host's Reaction to Unexpected Exit
31:54 Morning After Awkwardness and Escape Plan
32:26 Car Departure and Emotional Closure
32:58 Post-Date Reflections and Social Consequences chapter 2
32:58 Post-Trip Reflection and Social Dynamics
33:29 Group Conversation About Future Relationship
35:01 Summer Camp Crush and Early Dating Plans chapter 3
35:01 Camp Crush Introduction
35:33 Summer Camp Theme and Activities
36:05 Post-Camp Phone Call and Date Proposal
36:36 First Date Logistics and Ice Cream Anticipation chapter 2
36:36 Ice Cream Place Selection
37:08 Ice Cream Order and Anticipation
38:12 Ice Cream Incident and Road Trip Stress chapter 2
38:12 Road Trip Commencement and Car Issues
39:15 Car Ride Tension and Physical Discomfort
40:48 Treehouse Encounter and Emotional Climax chapter 2
40:48 Arrival at Treehouse and Emotional Decision
41:52 Treehouse Climb and Romantic Attempt
42:54 Intimate Encounter and Emotional Turmoil chapter 3
42:54 First Kiss Incident with Unexpected Outcome
43:26 Attempt to Escape and Lack of Follow-Up
43:58 Character Building Through Adversity
44:29 Reflection on Youthful Experiences chapter 4
44:29 Youthful Fear of Social Exposure
45:00 Social Dynamics Before Social Media Era
45:31 Romantic Yet Mortifying Encounter
46:02 Reflection on Past Rejections and Self-Perception
47:07 Recounting Past Rejections and Social Dynamics chapter 2
47:07 Personal Anecdote of Unexpected Fart in Intimate Setting
47:37 Discussion of Primal Reactions and Emotional Response
48:39 Closing Remarks and Audience Interaction chapter 2
48:39 Audience Engagement and Lighthearted Closing
49:09 Final Thank You and Future Interaction Teaser

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