About this episodeComedian Jade Catta-Parma discusses her significant sexual orientation shift from men to women, attributing th…AI summary
Comedian Jade Catta-Parma discusses her significant sexual orientation shift from men to women, attributing the change to an obsessive fixation on vaginas and a desire for soulful connection over physical 'beef.' The conversation covers her personal life, including meeting her British girlfriend at a Wagyu beef event, her use of salmon sperm for skincare, and her recent hiatus from stand-up comedy due to burnout.
Key takeaways 5
Jade Catta-Parma identifies as a lesbian, describing her transition from dating men as a shift from seeking 'man meat' to seeking 'souls,' driven by an incessant mental fixation on vaginas that began a few years prior.
She uses salmon sperm specifically for facial skincare, claiming it helps with regrowth, which she humorously links to her attraction to 'flap country' (vagina imagery).
Jade has taken a sabbatical from stand-up comedy due to burnout from touring and the difficulty of booking weekend slots as a female comedian, shifting focus to music and acting.
She met her current girlfriend at a Wagyu beef company event hosted by her Michelin-star chef friend; the girlfriend is a British artist and former VJ who lived in Japan.
Jade describes herself as a 'baby butchie dyke' and notes that while her partner is more masculine, she identifies as the 'top' in their relationship dynamics.
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“I just started thinking about vaginas all the time, like incessantly. I'd be like, is that a poof vagina? I wrote a song and one of the lyrics is, 'Is that a is that a vagina or is that a girl reading a book?'”
▶ 05:20Jade explains the sudden onset of her sexual identity shift and how it manifested in her daily perception and songwriting.
“I was done with the honky Kongs. Last time you were here, you were still like looking for man meat. No, I was done with the man meat.”
▶ 05:01Jade clarifies her past interest in men was purely physical ('man meat') and that she had moved on before meeting her current partner.
“I couldn't connect to a soul, a man of a soul. A soul of a man. I just wasn't finding my person.”
▶ 08:01Jade articulates the emotional void in her previous heterosexual relationships that led her to seek connection with women.
“It's salmon sperm specifically. Koreans are gathering all the sperm. It's supposed to help regrow.”
▶ 06:43Jade discusses her unusual skincare routine involving salmon sperm, linking it humorously to her identity.
“I met her at a meat event. A Wagyu beef party. My best friend was a Michelin star chef... She's an artist and so she was there and she loves a free meal.”
▶ 09:05Jade recounts the humorous and specific circumstances of how she met her girlfriend.
Chapters & Sections (164)▼
00:11Man Requests to Buy Poop, Discusses Salmon Fishingchapter4
00:11Request to Purchase Human Feces
00:48Conversation about Selling and Traveling
01:28Salmon Fishing Experience and Catch
01:43Fishing for Salmon in the Marina
02:06Fishing for Salmon with Unconventional Methodschapter3
02:06Fishing Techniques and Rhythms Discussed
02:47Salmon Fishing Discussion and Techniques
03:08Violent and Non-Violent Animal Behavior Discussion
04:10Sexual Orientation and Identity Shift Discussionchapter2
04:10Survival of Eggs in Aquatic Environment
04:54Discussion of Personal Relationship Shift
05:22Obsessive Vagina Spotting and Revolving Door Anxietieschapter2
05:22Obsessive Vagina Spotting Behavior
06:01Discomfort with Roundabouts and Shared Spaces
06:33Salmon Sperm Face Care Discussionchapter2
06:33Salmon Sperm Used in Facial Skincare
06:57Absurd Conversation About Flap Country
07:54Soulless Men and British Dating Experienceschapter2
07:54Discussion about Soulless Relationships
08:45Private Relationship and British Culture
09:05Raycon Essential Open Earbuds Promotionchapter2
09:05Raycon Essential Open Earbuds Review
10:17Ultra Lightweight Wireless Earbuds Review
11:18Comedians Discuss Modeling and Personal Habitschapter2
11:18Comics Discuss Modeling and Confidence
11:59Farting and Poop Humor Conversation
12:48Exploring Fluidity in Human Attractionchapter4
12:48Switching from Male to Female Partner
13:34Mood Swings and Food Choices
14:01Friend Teasing and Embarrassing Moment
14:20Exploring Fluidity in Attraction and Relationships
15:12Discussing Life Insurance and Financial Planningchapter2
15:12Life Insurance Options and Savings
16:23Conversation about Life Insurance and Counterfeit Money
16:56Conversation about allergies and humorchapter3
16:56Conversation about Prices and Waxing Experience
17:21Conversation about Food Allergy and Gift
17:43Murderous Relationships and Dark Humor
18:13Celebrity Meat Party and Family Connectionschapter2
18:13Celebrity Influencer Meat Party Experience
18:59College Friends and Meeting a Japanese Artist
19:25A VJ's Public Date Proposal Storychapter2
19:25Conversation about a British Accent
19:58Argument Over Spicy Food and Public Dates
20:27Discussion of LGBTQ+ Identity and Terminologychapter3
20:27Discussion of Identity and Stereotypes
20:55Discussion of LGBTQ+ Identity and Terminology
21:17Discussion of Identity and Self-Expression
21:41Gay Terminology and Etymology Discussionchapter2
21:41Discussion of Slang Terms and Masculinity
22:22Conversation about LGBTQ+ slang and stereotypes
22:54Discussion of LGBTQ+ Terms and Identitychapter2
22:54Adult Conversation with Explicit Content
23:28Discussion of Identity and Stereotypes
24:10Lesbian Relationship Dynamics and Identitychapter3
24:10Lesbian Identity and Name Calling
24:34Physical Altercation with Bulldike
24:52Relationship Dynamics in Non-Traditional Partnerships
25:41Difficult Family Conversations and Relationshipschapter2
25:41Difficult Conversation with Family Member
26:27Relationship Expectations and Ideal Partner
27:07Exploring Sexuality and Relationship Dynamicschapter4
27:07Friendship and Coming Out Conversation
27:38Personal Journey and Masculinity Concerns
28:04Breakup and Relationship Difficulties Discussed
28:31Exploring Sexuality and Partner's Reaction
28:54Relationship Reflection and Past Heartbreakchapter3
28:54Relationship and Love Discussion
29:33Infidelity and Relationship Disappointment
30:04Breakup Discussion and Relationship Reflection
30:43Cultural Differences in Relationships and Intimacychapter3
30:43Discussion of Angel Heart Character Shift
31:14Cultural Differences in Human Relationships
31:34Public Display of Affection Discussion
32:31Harland Discusses Wallet Options and Personal Growthchapter2
32:31Wallet Upgrade Discussion and Promotion
33:50Discount Code for Ridge Purchase
34:32Discussion of Attraction and Identitychapter2
34:32Racist and Sexist Conversation
35:15Explaining Non-Attraction to a Particular Lifestyle
35:53Embarrassing Moment of Misunderstood Fashionchapter2
35:53Lesbian Identity and Femininity Discussion
36:45Accidental Purchase of Women's Shirt
37:18Comedians Discuss Comedy and Music Careerchapter3
37:18Conversation about Underwear and Shirts
37:44Security Owls and Mice Joke
38:07Comedian Transitioning to Music Career
38:23Female Comedian Discusses Career Challengeschapter2
38:23Comedian Discusses Challenges in Modern Comedy
38:54Celebrity Discusses Career Break and New Projects
39:29Comedy about Pretentious Movie Fanschapter1
39:29Conversation about Cons and Pretentiousness
40:53Conversation about a Photo Shoot and Clappingchapter3
40:53Conversation about VM and VMP
41:22Photo Shoot Experience and Behind the Scenes
41:54Conversation about Acting and Animal Reactions
42:16Comedic Conversation about Physical Appearancechapter2
42:16Complimenting Someone's Appearance
42:59Waxing and Hair Removal Discussion
43:37Body Hair in Women Discussionchapter1
43:37Body Hair in Women Discussion
45:03Weird Encounters on a Planechapter3
45:03Celebrity Discusses Life After Career Change
45:29Weird Behavior on a Plane
45:56Annoyance on a Plane Ride
46:56Woman's Inappropriate Behavior on Planechapter3
46:56Annoyance from Peers in High Place
47:26Plane Story with Attractive Female Passenger
47:59Unwanted Advances in Public Setting
48:47Woman Exposes Herself on Planechapter2
48:47Woman's Husband Surprises Her on Plane
49:21Sexual Harassment in Public Settings
50:05Harassment and Personal Boundarieschapter2
50:05Harassment from Ex or Someone Else
51:01Personalized Harland Discussion and Hair Reference
51:18Discussion of Alopecia and Hair Losschapter2
51:18Discussion of Hair Loss and Stress
51:47Alopecia and Hair Loss Discussion
52:37Comedian Revives Old Jokes with Comedy Maskchapter2
52:37Comedian Revives Old Jokes with Comedy Mask
53:28Comedy Sketch with Jokes and Masks
53:48Comedian Discusses Joke Writing and Performancechapter
55:13Comedians Discuss Retirement and Standup Comedychapter3
55:13Conversation about Retiring a Joke
55:41Egg Diet Advice from a Doctor
56:20Career End Goals and Age Concerns
56:50Friendship and Ghost Stories Sharedchapter2
56:50Conversational Segment with Personal Anecdotes
57:44Woman Talks About Late Dog's Death
58:11Conversation about a difficult situationchapter
59:34Burnout and the Challenges of Comedychapter2
59:34Exhaustion of Performing Multiple Shows
01:00:00Burnout and Changing Career Trajectory
01:00:44Celebrity Argument and Product Promotionchapter2
01:00:44Abusive Conversation on Social Media
01:01:20Product Sponsorship for Mammoth Grip
01:02:08Humorous Conversation About Product Endorsementchapter2
01:02:08Product Review with Humor and Criticism
01:02:47Absurd Conversation About Bird Eating Birds
01:03:31Couple Discusses Philanthropy and Relationshipchapter2
01:03:31Seagull Eating Pigeon in London
01:04:17Philanthropy and Art Contributions Discussion
01:04:39Accidental Earplug Incident at Buckingham Palacechapter4
01:04:39Accidental Earplug Incident at Buckingham Palace
01:05:31Discussion of Poop and Sound Effects
01:05:57Constipation and Poop Discussion
01:06:18Overdose and Accidental Earplug Insertion
01:06:42Weird Request to Buy Poopchapter2
01:06:42Weird Request to Buy Poop
01:07:23Discussion about Selling Personal Items
01:08:09Poop Marketing and Sales Discussionchapter2
01:08:09Poop Marketing and Sales Discussion
01:08:51Conversation about Unwanted Items
01:09:16Childhood Trauma and Emotional Scarschapter2
01:09:16Emotional Trauma and Fire Incident
01:10:03Childhood Accidents and Poop Stories Shared
01:10:28Childhood Memories of Swallowing a Small Objectchapter3
01:10:28Childhood Memory of Swallowing a Small Object
01:10:50Conversation about Poop Story and Fire Story
01:11:30Embarrassing Bathroom Experience at the Palace
01:12:02Jade Discusses Book and Upcoming Show Dateschapter2
01:12:02Conversation about Food Allergies and Gift
01:12:42Comedian Discusses Tour Dates and Only Fans
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