About this episodeFiona Collie and Matt Taylor discuss Fiona's 30th birthday week, which included humorous gifts like a walker a…AI summary
Fiona Collie and Matt Taylor discuss Fiona's 30th birthday week, which included humorous gifts like a walker and NAD+, a disastrous spa experience, and a boating mishap. The episode also covers Matt's successful comedy shows in Montreal, including a wheelchair malfunction on the sidewalk and his selection for the 'New Faces' comedy program. Finally, they share recent scary encounters with a creepy Uber Eats driver and aggressive dogs.
Key takeaways 5
Fiona's 30th birthday week featured practical yet humorous gifts from Matt, including a walker (which she used to take 20 unassisted steps), NAD+ vitamins, period underwear, and a shark facial device.
Matt experienced significant stress performing at his home club in LA with family in the audience, noting it was more nerve-wracking than performing for strangers.
Fiona faced accessibility challenges in Montreal due to poor sidewalk conditions, resulting in her wheelchair tire coming off the rim while rushing to a salon appointment.
Matt was selected for 'New Faces,' a prestigious comedy program comparable to the XXL freshman class for rappers, marking a significant career milestone.
Fiona shared two recent safety incidents: a creepy Uber Eats driver who lingered and complimented her appearance, and an attack by two unleashed standard poodles on her dog.
Notable quotes 4AI-generated: wording and quote attribution may be wrong. Use the play link to verify.
“I've been going to bed with hats on going on three years now. The first time we slept together, she tried to take it off and I just go, 'No, keep it on. I like it.'”
▶ 6:56Matt revealing his secret about hiding his baldness from Fiona for three years.
“It was like the equivalent of like a guy an overly confident guy about to have sex. He's like, 'Yo, I'm about to rock you.' It was crazy.”
Matt describing the ineffective massage he received at Woodhouse Spa.
“I'm the first wheelchair user on new faces, but breaking barriers metaphorically”
▶ 31:13Fiona reflecting on her participation in the New Faces comedy program.
“She's so sweet, too. She wanted like she thinks everybody is her best friend. And in that moment, she was probably like... they grabbed her skin right on her chest and it like pulled out.”
▶ 41:50Fiona describing the moment two unleashed poodles attacked her dog Lulu.
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